Long before the events of the Regular Show episode "Skips in the Saddle", Desdemona, formerly known as the Winter Assassin, was killed after helping out the Department of Hotness in a battle against the Empire of Darkness.
Alex DeLarge has recently fallen in love with Frost. But there's one problem, Alex is 71 and Frost is a teenager. So Alex meets up with Uni-Man asking him to make him a teenager again with his magic. "I wish for Alex to be a teenager again" Wished Uni-Man with his unicorn horn. And just like that Alex went from looking like an aged Malcolm McDowell to resembling Ross Lynch. A new, younger Alex then showed off his new look to Frost, "Well, what do ya think?" said Alex to Frost, "Wow!" said Frost, which was all Frost did say.
Princess Peach and Princess Rosalina, whom Peach invited on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, are out in space wearing space suit when all of a sudden, the Empire of Darkness' massive armada attacks a certain part of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren. Peach and Rosalina have been captured during the attack. In the torture chamber on board the Death Clock, Rosalina is put under a pendulum while at the same time Peach is placed on a rack and is slowly being stretched once every five minutes. Both Rosalina and Peach are still wearing their space suits while they are being tortured. Rosalina's face is full of fear as she watches the pendulum slowly descend down. Pretty soon, the pendulum starts striking Rosalina's belt buckle. All hope seens lost, that is until Hottie, accompanied by the Mario Bros., come in to rescue both Rosalina and Peach.
Kidd Video and his band of the same name (from the cartoon of the same name) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time Master Blaster and his minions, the Copycats, have joined the Empire of Darkness. On a related note, G.U.N.M.V. (or the Guardian Unit of the Nations of the Multi Verse) have joined The Alliance. Meanwhile, Carmen has recently placed a bounty on the heads of every single member of the Department of Hotness with Hottie having the biggest bounty "Unlimited Reward" placed on her head. Meanwhile, The Nielsens (from the sitcom "Hi Honey, I'm Home!") have been captured by the Empire of Darkness (for unknown reasons). The Neilsens are kept inside a giant cage behind an army comprised of most of the major members of the Empire of Darkness and their armies and henchmen, and they are all led by Dr. Ricksano piloting a Spider Tank. Hottie while riding G1 Grimlock and wielding her gold-Vibranium, leads the entire Department of Hotness (only the ones capable of combat) against the E.M.O.D. horde. "Let's go save the Neilsens!" said Tad C. Decartoon, "My thoughts exactly" said Hottie to Tad. "Department of Hotness, roll out!" says Hottie as she and the rest of the Department of Hotness charge into battle. After a long day of fighting our heroes finally rescue the Nielsens.
"FYI, I intended for "Let's go save the Neilsens!" to be a new meme" said Tad while breaking the 4th wall. "I even made T-shirts" To be continued...