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Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 13
A group of Gurongi, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Zu-Gooma-Gu, Zu-Mebio-Da, Zu-Badzu-Ba, Zu-Gujiru-Gi and Zu-Garuga-Da, have recently been brought back from the dead by the Empire of Darkness. What was used to revive them is currently unknown. Together they form the "Revived Gurongi Corps". Each Gurongi is sent to a different alternate reality for them to attack. Zu-Gumun-Ba invades Tokyo in the World of Kamen Rider, Zu-Gooma-Gu invades the New Jersey in the Megas XLR-verse. Zu-Mebio-Da invades planet Arus, Zu-Badzu-Ba invades Earth in the Mazinger Z-verse, Zu-Gujiru-Gi invades Shugazoom and Zu-Garuga-Da invades Tokyo in the Godzilla's home universe. Kamek travels to each AU that the Gurongi have invaded and uses his magic to grow them to gigantic size. The giant size Gurongi then start going on a rampage. Hottie then send Kamen Rider Decade & Diend, Coop, Jamie & Kiva (with Megas), the Voltron Force (with their lions), Tetsuya Tsurugi (with Great Mazinger), the Getter Team (with Getter Ro
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 12
Coop, Jamie and Kiva (from Megas XLR) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Glorfft, led by Warmaster Gorrath, have joined the Empire of Darkness. The EMOD Scientists have the Glort mothership modified with interdimentional travel technology. The EMOD Scientists are similar to the EMOD Warfare Agents, except they dress in black, wear lab coats & black-colored skull masks and have black skeletal markings. Unlike the EMOD Warfare Agents, who are robots, the EMOD Scientists are humans. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness fight the Empire of Darkness in Gravity Falls. Kylie Griffin, Raven, Bubbles and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (AKA Timmy Turner) all put unicorn horns from the Axe Cop universe on their heads and gain the same powers as Uni-Man. They combine their powers in a a Combined Energy Attack and destroy a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents. Meanwhile, Coop let's Mabel Pines pilot the Megas. "You let a little girl pilot the Megas! Are you out of your mind
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 11
N-Daguva-Zeba (from Kamen Rider Kuuga) has recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in New York City in the Ghostbusters-verse. Kirby goes up against Gozer himself/herself. "Are you a god?" said Gozer, Poyo! said Kirby, "Then... DIIIIIIIIE!" said Gozer as he/she shoots lightning at Kirby, but Kirby just sucks up the lightning and transforms into "Gozer Kirby", Gozer Kirby then fights Gozer but Gozer just disappears, Gozer then transforms into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Our heroes then bring out Godzilla, SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla as he fought the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Pac-Man also joined the fight as he eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Both Linkara and Charles Barkley use their magic coins to grow to gigantic size. Voltron, Getter Robo and Great Mazinger also joined the fight. They all come at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man all at once. Halfway during the battle, Hot
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 10
The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Turtle Prime (AKA the Mirage Comics TMNT universe). Our heroes are up against the Technodrome (from Turtles Prime) and an army of Foot Ninjas (the Mirage Comics versions, the robotic 1987 series versions, the Cyber Foot Ninja from Back to the Sewer, the Robot Foot Ninjas from Turtles Forever and the robotic versions from season 2 of the 2012 series), Mutant Foot Soldiers (from Turtles Forever and the Kraang. The EMOD Warfare Agents were there too. "Booyakasha!" shouted the 2012 Turtles, "It's ninja time!" shouted the 4Kids Turtles "Cowabunga!" shouted the 1987 Turtles. "How come we don't have a catchphrase?" said Mirage Michaelangelo. Halfway during the battle, an army of allies in the form of the Ninja Tribunal, the Ninja Tribunal Acolytes, the Ancient One, 4Kids April O'Neil, 4Kids Casey Jones, the Justice Force and 4Kids Karai. The epic battle becomes even more epic. During the figh
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 9
Butch Coolidge (from Pulp Fiction) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Marsellus Wallace has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe similar to Earth Prime called Earth Alpha, there lived a sad young woman named Miriam. Miriam had friends that left her, her family hated her, she was bullied on the streets and she feels that she couldn't do anything right. At that same time, the Department of Hotness has once again defeated the Empire of Darkness in an awesome battle. After the battle, Hottie and the rest of the Department of Hotness were waving to those that are cheering and thanking him. But there is one man on a cell phone telling Miriam frantically to not leave their apartment and that he would be on his way directly. Hottie, while in her Super Hottie Goddess form, had listened to the conversation on the cell phone on the count of her super hearing. "I gotta take care of something, I'll be right back" said Hottie to her te
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 8
King Dark (from Kamen Rider X) and Arch Orphnoch (from Kamen Rider 555) have recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, fight the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Prime Earth in the DC Multiverse. As soon as Hottie stepped foot in this universe, everybody instantly recognizes her on the count of her being a Living Legend. Every super villain on the planet started hiding as soon as they heard Hottie arrived. The only super villains of this universe who weren't hiding was the Injustice League, who were members of the Empire of Darkness. Hottie pulls out her Weapon of Choice, a gold plated fireman axe and chops off the heads of a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents "I will chop your heads off!" shouted Hottie as she chopped their heads off. The Batman of Prime Earth uses an Invincibility Leaf and transforms into "White Raccoon Batman". White Raccoon Batman flies up to King Ghidorah and punches him in the face (on his middle
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 7
John Crichton, Aeryn Sun, Dominar Rygel XVI, Pilot, Chiana, Stark, Scorpius and the spaceship, Moya, (all from Farscape) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Scarran Empire have joined the Empire of Darkness. In addition to new membership, all of the Scarran Dreadnaughts are modified with interdimentional technology, like all other ship other than the City-ship and the EMOD Warships, so that they can dimension hop with the rest of the Empire's armada. Meanwhile, Uni-Man has modified Chuck Norris' Gunman, Grapearl MK-II, he removed it's head thus making it a cephalothorax just like any other Gunman. Uni-Man has also created his latest invention "Electronic Starbeast Dol MK-II", an advanced version of Space Sheriff Gavan's Zol. Zol MK-II resembles Zol in very way except it wears sunglasses and has machine gun arms. Grapearl Lagann can ride on Zol MK-II's back, thus making it a Dragon Rider. Uni-Man also created a giant fireman axe made of gold (from h
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 6
Tetsuya Tsurugi (from Great Mazinger), the Getter Team, Captain Troy Tempest, Lieutenant George Lee "Phones" Sheridan, Marina (from Stingray) and Oink (also from Stingray) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Emperor of Darkness, Emperor Gore and King Titan have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, battle the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in the Flipside (as seen in Super Paper Mario). Kamek uses his magic to enlarges a single Mark-II Foot Soldier. To combat this giant robot ninja, Lagann, piloted by Simon, combines with all three Getter Machines to form "Getter Robo Lagann", which is basically Getter-1 (minus the cape) with the head and wings of Gurren Lagann. Getter Robo Lagann destroys the robot using the "Getter Giga Drill Break". Meanwhile, Queen Elsa creates a snowball and throws it at Kirby to eat. After Kirby sucks up the snowball, he transforms into "Elsa Kirby", gaining all of Elsa's
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 5
Dave the Barbarian & his talking sword, Lula, Stewie & Brian Griffin, Mike, Lu & Og, The Pink Panther, The Inspector & Deux-Deux, Roland (from Roland and Rattfink), Charlie Ant, the Tijuana Toads, Hoot Kloot and his horse, Fester, have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy, Carter Pewterschmidt, Blue Aardvark, Rattfink, The Blue Racer, The Dogfather, Megabyte (from ReBoot), Kats (from Courage the Cowardly Dog), Sheldon J. Plankton & Eddy's Brother have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Skeleton King, in his Citadel of Bone, leads a fleet of EMOD in an all out attack on Shugazoom. The Skeleton King uses both his Formless army and EMOD Warfare Agents in the invasion. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop the invasion. Simon uses his Lagann to merge with the Super Robot, piloted by the Hyperforce, by drilling inside the Super Robot's head, transforming it into "Super Robot Lagann", turni
IowaIf you visit Iowa,
you'll call her fields empty,
but she wasn't born that way.
A part of her was carved out
when she was ripped between Virginia
and the purple mountains of New Mexico.
Her gold hair, she tore it out when she realized
it didn't make her a princess.
She laid her locks strung along every road
leading somewhere else.
White hairs on her cheeks
are scars from winter.
Her hair darkens with the dampness
of summer rains.
The storms are never silent,
but neither is life when there's a tear
in your childhood where
a parent ought to be.
I've been flooded by Iowa's sorrow.
The only way I can distract her from her own voided landscape
is if I hate myself harder than she cries.
She just wants to fly
and I want to bus or train,
not because I fear death, but because
I want to take living slow.
It's the only way I ever feel.
From the air it's hard to watch Earth's hips move.
But Earth can't compare to the country.
That's my girl.
Full grown even when harvesting season's j
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