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Hottie 3, The Complete Saga, Part 2==Chapter 26==
The Department of Hotness arrive at the My Life as a Teenage Robot-veres. While there, Axe Cop holds "try outs" in order to add more members to the already "large in numbers" Department of Hotness. The only one who shows up to these try outs is XJ-9 AKA Jenny Wakeman. "What can you do?" says Axe Cop. "This!" says Jenny as a bunch of weapons pop out of her body. "Your in" says Axe Cop as he shakes Jenny's hand. Axe Cop beams with Jenny onto the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, while there Jenny meets alot of heroes. "So many heroes from so many dimensions! This is pretty cool!" says Jenny. Moments later Jenny meets the leader of the Department of Hotness herself, Hottie. "Wow! you are like the coolest superhero I have ever met" says Jenny to Hottie after observing her. "Thank you" said Hottie. Moments later Leeron Litner alerts eveybody of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren that the armada of the Guild of Super Evil has invaded Earth. Jenny notices that some of the ships in the
Hottie 3, The Complete Saga, Part 1
One night in Beverly Hills in the Hottie-verse, a cat burglar breaks into someone's house and steals a TV. He would have gotten away if it weren't for a certain fire starter. Her name was name Allison Cole, but she was also known as the superheroine "Hottie". She had to power to shoot fire from her fingertips and shot a blast of fire at the burglar's feet. The burglar was about to pull out his gun when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he is grabbed by a giant red robot with sunglasses on it's chest. It was Gurren Lagann co-piloted by Simon, leader of Team Dai-Gurren, and Viral. Long after the burglar is arrested, Simon explains to Hottie that an evil organization called G.O.S.E., short for Guild of Super Evil, is invading multiple universes and that they are trying to takeover the multiverse. Hottie then has an idea, she asks Simon that if he, and the former members of the expanded Supetastic 6 (as seen in Super Milestone Wars 2), should join the Department of Hotness. Si
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 32
The Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness New Salem in the Monster High universe. The town is in ruin and hundreds of Normies are killed by the Empire. Both Pearl and Amethyst use Gold Flowers to transform into "Gold Pearl" and "Gold Amethyst", who then starts shooting fireballs at a bunch MK-II Foot Soldiers, who dissolves into gold coins. Then out of nowhere, King Ghidorah arrives and starts causing even more damage to the already devastated New Salem and killing even more Normies. Gold Pearl and Gold Amethyst then fuse into "Gold Opal", who then eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to King Ghidorah's size. Gold Opal then starts shooting gold fireballs at King Ghidorah, which causes him to bleed gold coins. Hottie sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon, she pulls out a flask filled with Gummiberry Juice out of her utility belt and drinks it, thus gaining temporary super strength, she then uses her Super Kaio-ken to take out the Ginyu Force. Axe Cop
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The Simpsons have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time Mr. Burns has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Hottie has now started wearing the super suit she wore in her final battle with Pixie Furmanovsky in Burning Ambition (the second Hottie novel) but with a few differences. Instead of wearing a crimson Ruffian blazer with black backpack straps on her shoulders, she wore her Super Jacket given to her by Bobobo in the last chapter. And instead of white Stella McCarthy wide-rim sunglasses, she wore the same pair of Triangle Shades as Kamina. She also wore a new utility belt with her new super suit that resembles the same one worn by Batman from the New 52 comics only pink. The rest of her super suit is unchanged and, as seen in Burning Ambition, consists of a red pilots hat with a flaming H where the airline symbol would have been, a short white Nike tennis skirt, motorcycle boots, pink dog tags around her neck and a white tank top emblazoned with the same burni
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In the land of Ooo, after the events of Chapter 24 (which was a Valentine special), Finn and Rebecca (the daughter of the President of New Washington, the last human city in Ooo) have become a couple while at the same time in the 2012 TMNT universe, Spinter and Julie, who happens to be blind, have also become a couple while at the same time, in the G Gundam universe, Andrew Graham and Sayla Lacroa, who's from Neo-Japan, have also become a couple.
The Department of Hotness fought the Empire of Darkness in the Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo universe. Halfway during the battle, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo arrives a gives Hottie his Super Jacket, the one he wears to become Super Bobobo, "Here, take my jacket, I don't need it anymore on the count of my show got cancelled" said Bobobo, he then ran off. Hottie then put on the jacket, which endows her with new abilities. Hottie then maks her golden axe transform into a golden AA-12 shotgun that shoots gold rounds. Hottie then blows away a bunch o
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Yesterday, after an intense battle against the Empire of Darkness, Egon Spengler (movie version) has been mortally wounded. To save Egon's life, Dr. McNinja uses both Mutagen and a lock of Time Lord hair that he borrowed from The Doctor. With the combination of ooze and The Doctor's hair, Egon has become a human/Time Lord hybrid and Regenerates into a new physical form, which looks an awful lot like famous voice actor, Maurice LaMarche.
The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, faced off against the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in Ooo. Halfway during the battle, a mysterois woman in a cloak walks up to Mario and says "give me some of those power-up thingies". That woman was none other than Betty Grof, the fiance of Simon Petrikov AKA the Ice King. She remove her cloak to reveal her transformation into "White Raccoon Betty", courtesy of the Invincibility Leaf, she also uses not one, but a hundred Double Cherries, to make 100 copies of herself. The 1
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 28
Little Mac (from Punch-Out!!) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Chopper Bunch has joined the Empire of darkness. Moments later, during a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in some random AU, Little Mac starts punching a whole lot of bad guys. First he beats up King Hippo from Captain N, then he beats up some EMOD Warfare Agents, then some Moblins, then some Chitauri, then some Kraang, then some, Cobra BATs, then some Foot Ninjas, then some Formless, then some Ogres (from Gummi Bears), then some Hunter Drones, then some Ultra Droids, the some G.O.D. Warfare Agents, then some Stardust Ninja Dustards, then some, Combat-Roids, then some Steel Clan robots, then some Kallish, then some Charrids, then some Riotroopers. Mario then gives Little Mac an Invincibility Leaf, which transforms him into "White Raccoon Little Mac". White Racoon Little Mac then clobbers Galvatron (all three of them), Megatron from Transformers Anima
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The original Godzilla, MechaGodzilla, Ebirah and Kamacuras have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic. Together they form the "Revived Kaiju Corps". The Revived Kaiju Corps are then to Tokyo in the Godzilla-verse to locate any MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the department of Hotness are there to stop them. Hotiie and Chuck Norris then pilots the Grapearl Lagann, which pilots the Dept. of Hotness' latest Dai-Gun, the "Garuda Mk-II", which resembles the original Garuda from Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2 only it's large enough to attach to Arc-Gurren Lagann's back, it has the faceplate of Mazinger Z and the sunglasses of Gurren. Garuda Mk-II then combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann, forming "Super Arc Gurren Lagann". Super Arc-Gurren Lagann then leads Godzilla II, Megas, Getter Robo, Great Mazinger, Burning Gundam, Kamen Rider J, Decade in his Complete Form Jumbo Formation and the Super Robot (from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!) in an all out battle against the Revived Kaij
Poetic PsychosisIn thirty seconds, the next shell would fall. Every night was the same, but every night Lorenzo experienced it as if it were the first time. His throat felt swollen; breathing was hard. He glanced around at the others; young men like him who had been shipped out in the name of honour and freedom. There was no honour in this, no freedom. Only death behind your eyelids, and a fear so gutting, that it carved out your innards and left you a hollow husk. Lorenzo tried to breathe, tried to assure himself that he was still whole, still made of flesh. They had lied when they told him he was ready.
Matteo ran towards him, arms out, rifle swinging uselessly at his side. He shouted for him to run, but Lorenzo remained motionless, unable to move as his friend’s warning was lost in the constant blare of gunfire. None of them were ready.
“The cycle is repeating. It is not safe.” The voice was soft and weak, yet it carried over the gunfire and battle cries without impediment.
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