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Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, Ch. 72
The Department of Hotness arrive at the FLCL-verse. While there Hottie, with the help of Axe Cop hold try outs for new members. The only one to show up to these try outs is Haruko Haruhara who, after 12 years, has returned to Earth. Haruko decides to join the Department of Hotness but only cause she's bored. Then out of nowhere, Carmen and Bills-Two arrive with an army of Trashtors. The rest of the Department beam down to combat the Trashtors while Hottie confronts Bills-Two. First Hottie transforms into Super Hottie Goddess while Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on Axe Cop, transforming him into Axe Cop Fire. Then Christopher Aonuma has Greymon DigiFuse with MailBirdramon to form MetalGreymon, who then Digivolves into ZekeGreymon. Then Super Hottie Goddess and Axe Cop Fire perform Coconut Fusion and form Axe Hottie. Axe Hottie, Hypno-Monkey Boy, Super Bat Boy, Wexter and Ralph Wrinkles then use Ultro Power to fuse into "Super Hypno Double Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familisaurus Rex Wrin
Super Milestone Wars 3, Ch. 10==Act I==
It turns out that Rebyhy the Hunter has been working for Ralph the Gas Mask, who has returned after all these years. Ralph has also joined forces with Silverclaw, a supervillain who also happened to be an anthropomorphic cat. Silverclaw got the name on the count of his fake retractable claws were made of silver. Together the two villains, along with Rebyhk, his pet, Dez, and robot army, they form the "Bad Guy Empire".
After over a decade, the evil Monuel has returned (see Chapter 71 of Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World). He even has a new army in the form of the Golem Army, led by the Golem General. He uses his dark magic to send himself and the Golem Army to Earth Minor to invade it. It's up to the Bold Fighters to stop him
After years of absence, Marvelous Man's arch enemy, the Dark Overlord, has returned. It's up to the Justice Legion to stop him.
The Supetastic 6 United Army arrive Metropolis at Prime Earth at the DC Multiverse. As
Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, Ch. 71
The year is 1994 and a heroic good guy from an alternate Earth named Thaddeus "Tad" C. Magnum led a team of good guys balled the Bold Fighters. Members of the Bold Fighters include the Freedom Fighters from Sonic SatAM, Johnny 5 and Gumby, Pokey, Prickle, Goo and Minga. The Bold Fighters defended Tad C. Magnum's world from the evil Monuel, an anthropomorphic wolf who was both a mob boss and a warlock. Present day: After over decade, Tad Magnum reforms the Bold Fighters (minus the Freedom Fighters who are part of Team Sonic in Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises) in order to combat the Guild of Super Evil with the rest of the good guy factions including the Department of Hotness.
Chuck Norris has officially been made a full fledged member of the Department of Hotness while at the same time Axe Cop adopted sons "Hypno-Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy" and the rest of Dick Tracy's Major Crimes Unit join the Department of Hotness as well. Also Hottie has a new p
Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, Ch. 70
Moarte: HELLO, MY CHEEELDREN!
Thomas, the meditation safety guy: *pops out of nowhere* Hey everybody, who's ready for some meditation safety tips? *turns around and notices Moarte*
Thomas, the meditation safety guy: Ahhhh! *screams like a little girl and runs off*
The Department of Hotness arrive at Zompire (zombie/vampire) Island... IN SPACE! (which is located in the Earth Minor universe). Zompire Island in Space has recently been annexed to the Guild of Super Evil. The only one's that could handle the hostile area is Hottie, the Xros Army United Army, Draculaura, in her White Raccoon Draculaura after using an Invincibility Leaf and Ghoulia Yelps, who's piloting the flying moon car that transforms into a robot. Or heroes are suddenly ambushed by a horde of zompires who hunger for both blood and brains. Since Hottie doesn't kill bad guys, only fight and defeat them, she uses her De-Corpseinator Ray, a ray gun designed by the Moon aliens that was powered by Pri
Super Milestone Wars 3, Ch. 9==Act I==
The year is 2007, and this story takes place after the events of Sonic's Christmas Blast. Sonic and Tail eventuall visited Earth, in Earth Minor and had a bunch of adventures. One such adventure was battling a supervillain named Ralph the Gas Mask, who was basically a Vader Expy. Present day: Team Sonic arrives at Greendale at the Archie-verse to protect it from Dr. Eggman and his Time Eater. Team Sonic travel through dimensions using a trans-dimentional machine that small on the outside but bigger on the inside, similar to a TARDIS. The machine was designed by the Moon aliens seen in Chapter 69 of Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World. While there, our heroes meet Sabrina Spellman, who was a fan of The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic tells Sabrina of his adventures after the cancellation of the show, including his confrontation with Ralph the Gas Mask and his current adventure involving a plot similar to Sonic Generation. Then out of nowhere an alien poacher
Super Milestone Wars 3, Ch. 8==Act I==
The League of Planar Champions, led by Tad. C. DeCartoon, who somehow reverted back to normal and is no longer Dinosaur Soldier V2, are fighting an army of Skrulltauri in New York in Earth Minor led by Dr. Beeswax after opening a portal from their home dimension with the Heart of Glass. Axe Cop and Wexter of the Department of Hotness arrive to help out our heroes. Axe Cop has Wexter breathe fire on Tad, transforming him into "Tad Fire". The battle becomes more intense.
The Anti-Guardian has recently recruited Darker Gale as his newest Herald. Meanwhile, the Supetastic 6 United Army arrive at Pepperland, which falls under a surprise attack by an army of Blue Meanies brainwashed by the Anti-Guardian, as well as a bunch of Horde Troopers. Luckily our heroes have allies in the form of the Blue Meanies, led by the Chief Blue Meanie, who haven't been brainwashed by the Anti-Guardian. The Supetastic 6 and The Beatles, use the Power of Rock to combat the bad Blue Meanies.
Super Milestone Wars 3, Ch. 7Prologue. Long after the events of Turtles Forever, Karai and Dr. Chaplin eventually got married. They even had a baby daughter later on, whom Karai named Miwa. Karai has also become very close to Master Splinter as she sees him like a father now.
The Supetastic 6 United Army arrive at New York the TMNT 2k3-verse. But they arrive too late as New York is being ravaged by an horde of Mark II Foot Soldiers, Mutants (as seen on Turtles Forever), Thunderers of Drawq and an armada of Drawqian flying saucers led Ch'rell, AKA The Shredder. The Supetastic 6 United Army then takes on the evil army head on, an epic battle ensues. Halfway during the battle, Casey Jones, the Ninja Tribunal & their Acolytes, the Ancient One, The Justice Force and the Earth Protection Force led by Agent Bishop join our heroes in the epic battle. Then out of nowhere, Simon (from Gurren Lagann), Mikey Kudo, the Starmons, Nene Amano and Sparrowmon of the Department of Hotness, appears via both Perpetual Teleportation a
Moon PrincessReal name: Princess Mysty Nacluv
Nickname: Moon Princess
Relatives: Moon King (father), Moon Queen (mother)
Species: Lunarian (moon alien)
Occupation: Crowned princess of the Moon
Alignment: Good guys
Affiliation: The Moon's royal family, Department of Hotness (honorary member)
Love interest: Mordecai (from Regular Show)
Powers: The power to shoot destructive energy beams from her hands, the power to drastically change her body temperature from 18 degrees above zero to 200 degrees, The ability to cause objects to explode, super strength & speed, invulnerability, super vision, super breath, ice breath, super leap
Description: Long blonde hair with bangs, ruby red lipstick, green skin, pointy Vulcan-like ears, giraffe-like horns on her forehead, big eyes, sleeveless and strapless pink leotard, pink thigh high boots, pearl choker necklace, pink opera gloves
Personality: She's as sweet and innocent as she is beautiful
History: Moon Princess is from the Moon of an alternate Earth where the
Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, Ch. 69
Moarte: HELLO, MY CHEEELDREN!.... I got nothing.
Gwen from Total Drama becomes a new member of the League of Goth Girls. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness arrive at Greendale at the Archieverse. While there, our heroes try to warn everyboy thaat the Guild of Super Evil were going to invade. They meet one of the inhabitants, Sabrina Spellman, Sonic (Archie version) recogises her instantly as he met her once. Hottie then told Sabrina about the Guild and how they conqueor alternate Earths. But it was too late as the the Guild's armada have already invaded. The city was invaded by a new type of robot army, the Robot Jack-'-lanterns, which were Halloween themed robots. The Robot Jack-o'-lanterns wre led by Bills-Two. Sabrina and our heroes head to her houe and into her basement, while there Sabrina shows them a set of magic rings that could help Sabrina help our heroes stop the Guild from taking her this world, the only problem was is that she doesn't know how to make the rings
Teenage TaoismGiving birth is the closest I’d ever felt to dying.
Before that, my near death experiences had consisted only of my silent announcement of pregnancy—silent, being that my social media accounts were all deleted almost simultaneously and I never returned to school in the fall, saying without really saying that I had caught the malicious disease of “teenage pregnancy”. I’m sure the whisper spread in the hallways like the Bubonic Plague. That September, sitting at home on what would have been the first day of my senior year, I imagined friends I’d never talk to again saying “she was only seventeen, and so full of life!” at my absence in the cafeteria tables, as if they were attending my funeral instead of talking about me behind my back.
"Full of life," I had snorted then, folding a never ending stream of what had once been my own baby clothes. "Literally."
I walked around like a zombie for the months of my pregnancy, deciding t
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