C*ckpuncher (c) The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie (c) David Zucker
The Onion Movie (c) David Zucker
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 60
The Department of Hotness teams up with the Flower Teen Kill Team (from TripTank) to face an entire army of Mechanoids that has invaded Washington DC in the FTKTG-verse (FYI, FTKTG stands for Flower Teen Kill Team Go). The battle last for about an an hour but the entire Mechanoid army is destroyed. "It is my pleasure, to kill." said Nari after the fight, "Uh, okay" said Hottie to Nari.
Team Sonic, Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot are still fighting the Deadly Six. Eggman used a jet pack to avoid falling into the lava and saved Orbot and Cubot as well. Meanwhile, The Badniks and Dark Egg Legion are free from the Deadly Six's control, only to be controlled again by a mysterious cloaked figures using some sort of device. Meanwhile, during the fight, a horde of Motobugs, Egg Pawns, Egg Fighters and Dark Egg Legion troopers turn against the Deadly Six and start attack them. They also attack Dr. Eggman, Orbot & Cubot and Team Sonic as well. "What is the meaning of this!?" yell
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 59
In the Post-Super Genesis Wave World, after over two week of knowing each other, Charmy and Aleah have finally become boyfriend and girlfriend. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness face off against Lockdown (from Transformers Animated), who has been hired by Carmen to eliminate Hottie. "You're big, fought bigger" said Hottie. Hottie pulls her unicorn horn out of utility belt and puts it on her forehead, thus gaining the same powers as Uni-Man. "Eat this" said Lockdown as his face opens up, revealing a retractable gun, which he fires upon at Hottie, but Hottie block the black using a magic barrier. Hottie, Uni-Avocado Lad, Uni-Girl, Uni-Man and Twilight Sparkle then uses a power move that involves all of them shooting magic beams out of their unicorn horns at once. They use this combined attack at Lockdown, knocking him out. A badly wounded Lockdown then transforms into a car and retreats.
The Mixels join Team Sonic while at the same time Madonna, Sonic's girlfriend, an
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 58
1998: After the events of Sonic's Christmas Blast, Sonic had alot of adventures in Earth Minor. One particular adventure involved battling a super villain named Granitalon. Granitalon had a large horde of henchmen, his top henchmen/2nd-in-command was Reptilior, an anthropomorphic lizard with a british accent and a monocle. 1999: Reptilior quit Granitalon's evil organization and started his own Nebulous Evil Organization, thus becoming as great an adversary to Sonic as Dr. Robotnik has ever been.
Present day: The Department of Hotness receive a distress signal from Rick Sanchez in Earth Dimension C137. When out heroes arrive at Earth Dimension C137, the town where Rick and Morty live in is being attacked by a new Crime Grime monster "Space Bugzilla", who was created by the combined DNA of both Bugzilla (from the Creepy Crawlers episode of the same name) and Space Godzilla from the Heisei Godzilla timeline. "Another giant monster? Well, you know what that means? said
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 57
Sometime in 1996: During Tad C. DeCartoon's glory days, he fought his archenemy "Dr. Beeswax", who just happened to be an anthropomorphic bee. Dr. Beeswax was the dictator of the city-state of Tropolis and commanded a horde of robots.
Present day: The Reckoning was destroyed in the last epic battle. Emperor Dark and his forces retreat to EMOD City to recuperate. Luckily Carmen, with her unicorn horn-empowered super intelligence, just invented a new flagship for just such occasion, it is called the "Death Clock. Meanwhile, Hottie has new weapons. her new weapons include three new katanas made of a gold-Vibranium alloy. And yes, the gold used to make is from the Axe Cop universe. And, just like most of Hottie's weapons, these katanas, when sheathed, can shrink down into DynaCap form so they can fit into her utility belt. Meanwhile, Hottie fights Daniel Bryan, who has been mind controlled by Emperor Dark by using Carmen's mind control contact lenses (he actually uses j
Dr. Eggman: An alternate version of the video game villain and emperor of the Eggman Empire. Before the Super Genesis Wave he was known as Dr. Robotnik from Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Dimitri: Grandmaster of the Robotropolis Dark Egg Legion and 2nd-in-command of the Eggman Empire
Lien-Da: Kommissar of the Robotropolis Dark Egg Legion and 3rd-in-command of the Eggman Empire. She is an alternate version of the Grandmaster of the Dark EMOD Legion. Was left in charge of the Metropolis Zone after Dr. Eggman made the Death Egg his current base of operations
Metal Sonic: 4th-in-command of the Eggman Empire
Scratch: Leader of the Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad. Remains unchanged after the Super Genesis Wave
Grounder: Member of the Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad. Remains unchanged after the Super Genesis Wave
Coconuts: Member of the Super Special Sonic Search and Smash Squad. Remains unchanged after the Super Genesis Wave
Mecha Sonic: Badnik
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 56
Sometime in 2008: An cosmic being named the Anti-Observer threatened to devour almost every single universe within the omniverse. Luckily he was opposed by an army composed of almost every single living fictional character throughout fiction led by Marvelous Man of the Justice Legion, Modern day AoStH Sonic and Thaddeus C. DeCartoon. The Supetastic 6 was involved in this fight as well. The Anti-Observer was eventually defeated.
Present day: John Schnatter, AKA Papa John of Papa John's Pizza, has joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Carmen has fired Dr. Ricksano. Since Carmen had super intelligence thanks to her three unicorn horns (from the Axe Cop universe) on top of her head, she didn't really need a mad scientist. Also Marvelous Man is back and the Justice Legion has reformed. Also, Kellyn Levy changes her superhero name from Marvelous Woman to "Axe Gal". As Axe Gal, Kellyn wears a super suit similar to that of Captain Axe from Axe Cop, she even has her o
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 55
Sometime in 2009: five years go... he surfaced. His was Nekrotor, the King of the Unlining. Nekrotor was an embodiment of death on a cosmic level, and wishes to consume all positive and negative life force in the omniverse. Nekrotor's army... the Black Sentinel Corps, a horde of undead revenants composed of almost every single deceased fictional characters throughout fiction. Luckily the Black Sentinel Corps were opposed by an army composed of almost every single living fictional character throughout fiction led by Marvelous Man of the Justice Legion, Modern day AoStH Sonic and Thaddeus C. DeCartoon. The war lasted from 2009 to early 2010. Eventually Nekrotor was defeated and banished back from the Dimension of the Unliving.
Present day: Atomic Betty (who is now 17 years old and resembles her future self in the series finale), Sparky and X-5 joins the Dept. of Hotness while at the same time Maximus IQ joines the Empire of Darkness. On an unrelated note, it has been
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 54
A few day ago, the Department of Hotness were fighting the Empire of Darkness in Stoolbend, VA in the Fuzzy Door Universe. Long story short, the battle destroyed Cleveland Brown's house, thus leading to events of the Family Guy episode "He's Bla-ack!".
The Department of Hotness and Team Sonic are fighting the Eggman Empire, led by Dr. Eggman (AKA modern day AoStH Dr. Robotnik), in Pigeon Forge, TN in Earth Minor (AKA the Hub World of Multiverse Prime, as well as the rest of the omniverse). As you already know, the AoStH universe has ben rebooted by the Super Genesis Wave, but what you didn't know is that, for reasons unknown, Modern day AoStH Sonic & Tails, Dr. Eggman, Scratch, Grounder & Coconuts remember the old timeline. Halfway during the battle, a super heroine arrives with a Reality Traveler and uses her ice powers to freeze all the Badniks, then shatters them, freeing all the Flickies trapped inside. The rest of the Eggman Empire then retreats after that. "Wh