Perils of Cindy Vortex, PilotOh, this is NOT happening to me, this is NOT happening to me! The thought repeated through Cindy Vortex’s mind as she pumped her desperate legs as quickly as she could. Dressed in the same flight suit that she wore in King of Mars, the young girl charged ahead, huffing and puffing, her cheeks warm and red from the unexpected workout.
A week prior, Dawn had been in her journalism class, daydreaming out the window, when her professor called upon her to give an early synopsis on her semester story. Caught off guard, and embarrassed, Cindy’s humiliation intensified when she had to confess that she had not made any progress yet on the assignment. Her professor reprimanded her in front of the whole class and suggested that she ‘consider getting started’ as there was only a week left for the project, and considering she had not even started, she would be lucky to turn anything in at all. This scolding resulted in a smattering of snickers from her classmates, and the us
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 9
The Wonderful 101 has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile I (Chris Jackson AKA the narrator/author) have mysteriously appeared in a hotel/casino. It turns out that I am asleep and I am dreaming. Then all of a sudden, I'm caught in a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Axis of Evil at said hotel/casino. It turns out that the entire Omniverse, minus Earth Prime (the real world) of Multiverse Prime, is just one big dream land. During the battle I meet both Hottie herself and my childhood creation, Tad C. Decartoon, who is back to wearing his original attire. I have also joined the ongoing battle as well. It turns out that, because of being in the realm of fiction, I have gained powers far beyond that of any normal human back in Earth Prime. After the fight was over I told Hottie that she, and everyone else, was part of some fan fiction series, and that I was the author. I also told Hottie that she originated from a two-book series of novels written by a man n
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 8
Cindy Vortex meets an alternate version of herself, who also has started wearing her flight suit all the time as well, only for said alternate Cindy to be flattened to death by a meteorite.
Manolo Sanchez, Maria Posada and Chuy (from The Book of Life) have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Axis of Evil, led by General Bot, in some random alternate universe. "It's time to kick it up a notch" said Hottie "Wexter, breathe fire on me". After Wexter breathed fire on Hottie, something amazing happened, she was transformed into "Hottie Lightning", gaining not only power over fire, but electricity as well. With both Hottie Lightning's new power, the Department of Hotness was way more powerful and destroyed a whole bunch of Horde Bots. The fight lasted all day. Although the Axis of Evil put up a good fight, more so than the Empire of Darkness in Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, they were no match for the Department
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 7
Both Zorak and Moltar have defected from the Department of Hotness to not only reform the Council of Doom, but to join the Axis of Evil as well. Also, the Biskit Twins have defected from Team From to rejoin the Guild of Super Evil. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Sinister Six (from Ultimate Spider-Man the cartoon) has joined the Axis of Evil as well. Meanwhile, The Doctor has invited his current companion, Clara Oswald, to join the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Hottie and Frost go up against Serpenta's newest robot, his name is Brute Bot by the way. I'm gonna smash you! said Brute Bot. "Bring it" said Frost. Brute Bot was strong, but he wasn't very fast. Both Hottie and Frost eat Rocket Berries, which gives our heroes rocket engines that greatly increase speed. With both their great speed and fire/ice powers, they easily defeat Brute Bot. "Ah, no fair, I got beat by a couple of girls" whined Brute Bot as beamed aboard back to the Axis Fleet.
The Kingdom Keepers,
Empire of Darkness, Hottie 5 version
Emperor Dark: Leader of the Empire of Darkness
* King Ghidorah (Godzilla)
* Gozer (Ghostbusters)
* Cathulhu (The Real Ghostbusters)
* Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda)
* Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
* Porky Minch (MOTHER 3)
* Ridley (Metroid)
* King Dedede (Kirby)
* Orochimaru (Naruto)
* Galvatron (Transformers)
* Galvatron (Transformers: Robots in Disguise)
* Galvatron (The Unicron Trilogy)
* Megatron (Transformers Animated)
* Vlad Plasmius (Danny Phantom)
* Mom (Futurama)
* Shredder (Mirage Comics' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 cartoon)
* Krang (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 cartoon)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 cartoon)
* Kraang Prime (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 cartoon)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 cartoon)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 live action movie)
* Frieza (Dragon Ball Z)
* Skeleton King (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!)
* Joker (Tim
Guild of Super Evil, Hottie 5 version
Vakudos II: Leader of the Guild of Super Evil. Is a clone of the original Emperor Vakudos from Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World
* Dr. Insano (The Spoony Experiment)
* Nightmare King (Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland)
* Mighty One-Eye (The Thief and the Cobbler)
* Earl de Darkwood (Interstella 5555)
* Gideon Graves (Scott Pilgrim)
* Baron Vain (The Modifyers)
* Malware (Ben 10: Omniverse)
* Toralei Stripe (Monster High)
* Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
* Sal Left Thumb (The Amazing World of Gumball)
* Ghetsis Harmonia (Pokemon Black and White)
* Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr. (Regular Show)
* Doc Hopper (The Muppet Movie)
* Mitch (Phineas and Ferb)
* Todd the Wizard (Gundarr)
* Lifty and Shifty (Happy Tree Friends)
* Dr. Blowhole (The Penguins of Madagascar)
* The Joker (The Dark Knight Saga)
* Mok Swagger (Rock & Rule)
* Lil Gideon (Gravity Falls)
* General Specific (Sheep in the Big City)
* Gart (Robot and Monster)
* Toola Tw
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 6
To keep up with canon continuity, before the events of the Monster High webisode "I Casta Spell On You", Trope-Tan used her reality warping powers to undo all the damage caused by the Axis of Evil, restoring New Salen back to normal and not only freeing all the captured inhabitant of New Salem from their Pawn Bot shells, but has teleported them back to their home town.
The Doctor, as well as his TARDIS, (from Doctor Who), have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Linkara has become uber excited that his hero, The Doctor (whom he last met in chapter 13 of Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises), has joined the Department of Hotness. Clara Oswald could not be present on the count of the events of the Doctor Who episode "Kill the Moon". Meanwhile, the Daleks have launched a full scale invasion on Earth-0 AKA Earth Prime AKA the the version of Earth in the DC Universe. Because of the Daleks hatred of non-Daleks, Serpenta has used her mind control power on
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 5
In Citadel Serpenta, in the recently built Serpenta City, on Planet Serpenta, the headquarters of the Axis of Evil and capital of Serpenta's inter-dimensional empire, Serpenta has hired a new henchman to join her ranks. His name is Zelmoda, former Deputy Leader of the Space Bosozoku Bowzock from Gekisou Sentai Carranger. Meanwhile, Crack-Duck has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Gumball Watterson is making out with Penny Fitzgerald, whom he recently invited to the moon sized Dai-Gun. Crack-Duck starts staring at the two kissing and sighs. "Uh dude, your creeping me out there" said Gumball to Crack-Duck. Crack-Duck simply walks away. "Gumball, who was that?" said Penny, "Ah, just some weird duck Hottie recruited" said Gumball". Crack-Duck then sits on some bench all depressed. And then Wander and Sylvia come walking by and sees Crack-Duck sitting. "Why howdy good sir! Why the long face?!" said the cheerful (as usual) Wande
Voidspace Army, Hottie 5 version
The Biggest Bad: The main villain of the first 1/3rd of Super Milestone Wars 2 and leader of the Voidspace Army. After losing his physical form two years ago, he now possesses, and shares a body with, Dr. Beeswax
Dr. Beeswax: Tad C. Decartoon's archenemy who happens to be an anthropomorphic bee. He is currently the vessel of the Biggest Bad. He now wears a black cloak with a hood.
* Baron Vain (The Modifyers)
* Bianca Dupree (Beverly Hills Teens)
* Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)
* Makuu Prison Warden Ashurada (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger vs. Space Sheriff Gavan: The Movie)
* Prince Humperdinck (The Princess Bride)
* Other Mother (Coraline)
* Master Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts)
* Mr. White (James Bond)
* Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible)
* Green Goblin (Spider-Man)
The Darkness within
The Darkness within
Slowly I walked down the street. Even though the sun was shining brightly and there were no clouds at all to be seen, I still wore my thick, black coat and a wide brimmed hat to cover most of my purple hair. My heavy, reinforced leather boots clicked on the asphalt of the sidewalk. I glanced around the small town that had been my home for so long. I blinked my eyes a few times when a sunbeam glanced off a nearby car and hit me directly in the eyes. Quickly I reached into my left pocket to take out my sunglasses and put them on. The action caused a few nearby businessmen on their lunch break to shake their heads in disbelief. I ignored them. Concerns of mortals like them were far beyond me ever since… ever since-
‘I should find a darker place.’ The thought simply popped into my head and it took me a few seconds to recognize it as his. “As you command.” I answered with a slight grin, causing a teenage couple to give me a weird stare. Ever
Rainy Day Tickling
The jacket wrapped around Sam kept her warm and dry in the terrible rainy weather that surrounded her. It seemed like the sky was throwing a temper tantrum, it was obviously pissed off about something, judging by the bright pink flashes of bolt lightning that looked like skeletal hands arcing downwards, reaching for the earth as if they missed the solidity of the surface. Thunder roared and shook the ground at Sam's feet and rain pounded down on her head and back, but she didn't get wet.
The jacket smelled nice, it was thick and warm, but very light and flexible, quality craftsmanship if Sam had ever seen it. She wished the jacket belonged to her, but sadly it was the property of someone else. They had been kind enough to lend it to her so that she wouldn't get wet. The only problem with that though...was that he walking right beside her...getting soaked.
Mona's Air Burst Berry
One day, it became a nice afternoon for Mona to start cooking for lunch.
She walked into the kitchen and began to prepare meals for lunch. But to make the food taste better, she decided to look for a special kind of berry to make the food taste wonderful.
"I need a special kind of berry," Mona said. "I think I can find one at a berry tree."
She went outside and strolled to the garden area. There were many berry trees growing and blossoming during the process of germination. She browsed around going through common berries until she found one she has not seen.
"What is this?" Mona said as she plucked the unique looking berry from the tree gently.
Mona inspected the berry and thought of it to be a rare kind of a berry. She put the berry into her basket and returned home. But before she could cook, she wanted to know what it tasted like out of curiosity.
Mona took out the berry from the basket and checked again.
"But what does this taste like?" Mona wondered.
She opened her mouth and took
Crossover Taisen ProlougeAfter her defeat at the hooves of The Mane Six, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, the evil Queen Chrysalis vowed revenge. Chrysalis looked in her magic looking glass to look for a solution, she then learned about the existance of the multiverse, she then travels to World of Kamen Rider/Super Sentai and combines the remnants of the dissolved Shocker and Space Empire Zangyack, not to mention a conglomeration of other Super Sentai and Kamen Rider villains, to form the evil organization "Zan-Shocker". With her new army, Chrysalis procedes to conquor all worlds. To be continued....