The Perils of Cindy Vortex, episode 5One day both Cindy Vortex and Libby Folfax have "borrowed" (without asking obviously) Jimmy Neutron's spaceship. Cindy was wearing her flight suit from King of Mars while Libby wore a space suit that was comprised of a space helmet, pink leotard, pink tights, purple hipster pants, purple boots, purple gloves and a blue belt. As soon as the spaceship goes out of Earth's orbit, the airlock door browned opened and Libby is holding on to a pipe and Cindy is trying to reach for her. "FLING!" went Libby's belt as it flied off her waist and out the airlock. Next to go out the airlock are Libby's boots, "No, not the boots!" said Libby. Sooner or later the pipe gets ripped off and hits Cindy and she gets suck out. And Libby is also gets sucked out and her helmet gets knocked off and she is trying to get it but it's float away too far form Libby.
The Perils of Cindy Vortex, episode 4Cindy Vortex had recently invited her best friend, Libby Folfax to explore a haunted house. Cindy decide to wear her flight because it was cute and it was her favorite thing to wear now. Cindy also asked Libby to wear a latex space suit as well, much to Libby confusion. Libby's space suit was comprised of a space helmet, a pink leotard, purple hipster pants, pink tights, purple boots, purple gloves and a utility belt. "Um, why are we wearing latex space suit to explore a haunted house?" said a confused Libby, "Because they're cute" said Cindy. While exploring the inside of a haunted house, something happened. "What was that noise?" said a scared Libby, "I don't know" said Cindy. And just that, a scary man appeared out of nowhere in a cloud of smoke. The scary man’s barreling entrance practically made Libby jump out of her pantyhose. Libby turned her terrified eyes in his direction and her mouth opened in a scream. He was a bear of a man, and was dressed in monstrous robe, a
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 11
The Big Hero 6, Calvin and Hobbes have recently joined the Department of Hotness. FYI, Calvin had replaced himself with a duplicate that he made with his Duplicator back at his house at his home universe. Meanwhile, for the first time ever, our heroes enter an alternate reality called "Earth Sub-Prime", a universe similar to Earth Prime (the real world/our world). As soon as out our heroes set foot on New York City, everyone was shocked beyond disbelief that cartoon characters, fictional characters and other oddities have entered their world. It was all over CNN, Fox News, Twitter, Tumblr, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, you name it. Meanwhile, The Axis of Evil invade New York City, luckily the Department of Hotness retaliates. "Here, take these" said Hottie as she handed the Big Hero 6 each their own gold flower, "Um, okay" said Hiro Takachiho. And just like that Hiro was transformed into Gold Hiro, Baymax was transformed into "Gold Baymax", Honey Lemon was transformed into "Gold Honey Lemon", Go
The Perils of Cindy Vortex, episode 3Jimmy Neutron was exploring space along with his girlfriend, Cindy Vortex, in his custom made spaceship. Cindy was wearing her flight suit from King of Mars. There was just one problem, the door wasn't completely shut. Cindy walked up to the door and noticed that it was shaking. "Uh Jimmy, did you shut this door all the way?" said Cindy. And then suddenly, the door was sucked out into space. ""FLING!" went Cindy's belt as it got sucked out of the airlock. Seconds later, Cindy's left glove, and then right glove also go sucked out of the airlock. Seconds later, Cindy's flight suit was ripped off of of body and out the airlock, Cindy was wearing nothing but an over shirt, panties and boots. And just like that Cindy herself was eventually sucked out the airlock. In the end, Cindy was spending the last econds of her life try to get back her flight suit in space.
The Perils of Cindy Vortex, episode 2Cindy Vortex, while wearing her flight suit, decided to visit her boyfriend, Jimmy Neutron. One day. Cindy went inside Jimmy's lab, she saw a robot. The robot was created by Jimmy to keep intruders out. The mysterious robot rolled determinedly on one wheel, was modeled somewhat humanlike with a white metal torso coming up from the lone driving wheel, two flexible metal arms, with functioning hands, a white metal head that bore a large menacing red eye. The robot rolled up on Cindy’s form with such speed that she stumbled and fell on her backside trying to avoid being run over. The strange and scary robot halted with precision accuracy inches away from the girl’s fallen form. It leaned forward, glaring at her with the large red eye; she could feel the gears inside focusing and appraising her. She lifted her skinny arms up in front of her face defensively while she managed to draw hers knees up together and not give the robot a show up her short lavender skirt after an uncere
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 10
Sonic the Hegdgehog & Tails (from The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog) and Marvelous Man (AKA Chris Jackson AKA an alternate version of the author/me) has recently joined the Deartment of Hotness. Meanwhile, Hottie gets a special call from the Council of Dream Weavers. The Council of Dream Weavers acts as the government to the entire dream realm AKA the omniverse minus Earth Prime. The Council of Dream Weavers congregate within the Citadel of Dream Weavers, which is located within a mysterious dimension called the Dream Nexus. The Citadel of Dream Weavers resembles the Citadel of Ricks from Rick & Morty only larger and golden. The Council of Dream Weavers is led by a powerful and benevolent being known as the Uber Sandman. Members of the Council of Dream Weavers include Dream from Neil Gaiman's The Sandman, the Sandman from The Powerpuff Girls, the Sandman from Courage the Cowardly Dog, Sandy from Rise of the Guardians, the Sandman from Lullaby Land (Silly Symphonies), the Sandman fro
Perils of Cindy Vortex, PilotOh, this is NOT happening to me, this is NOT happening to me! The thought repeated through Cindy Vortex’s mind as she pumped her desperate legs as quickly as she could. Dressed in the same flight suit that she wore in King of Mars, the young girl charged ahead, huffing and puffing, her cheeks warm and red from the unexpected workout.
A week prior, Dawn had been in her journalism class, daydreaming out the window, when her professor called upon her to give an early synopsis on her semester story. Caught off guard, and embarrassed, Cindy’s humiliation intensified when she had to confess that she had not made any progress yet on the assignment. Her professor reprimanded her in front of the whole class and suggested that she ‘consider getting started’ as there was only a week left for the project, and considering she had not even started, she would be lucky to turn anything in at all. This scolding resulted in a smattering of snickers from her classmates, and the us
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 9
The Wonderful 101 has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile I (Chris Jackson AKA the narrator/author) have mysteriously appeared in a hotel/casino. It turns out that I am asleep and I am dreaming. Then all of a sudden, I'm caught in a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Axis of Evil at said hotel/casino. It turns out that the entire Omniverse, minus Earth Prime (the real world) of Multiverse Prime, is just one big dream land. During the battle I meet both Hottie herself and my childhood creation, Tad C. Decartoon, who is back to wearing his original attire. I have also joined the ongoing battle as well. It turns out that, because of being in the realm of fiction, I have gained powers far beyond that of any normal human back in Earth Prime. After the fight was over I told Hottie that she, and everyone else, was part of some fan fiction series, and that I was the author. I also told Hottie that she originated from a two-book series of novels written by a man n
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 8
Cindy Vortex meets an alternate version of herself, who also has started wearing her flight suit all the time as well, only for said alternate Cindy to be flattened to death by a meteorite.
Manolo Sanchez, Maria Posada and Chuy (from The Book of Life) have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Axis of Evil, led by General Bot, in some random alternate universe. "It's time to kick it up a notch" said Hottie "Wexter, breathe fire on me". After Wexter breathed fire on Hottie, something amazing happened, she was transformed into "Hottie Lightning", gaining not only power over fire, but electricity as well. With both Hottie Lightning's new power, the Department of Hotness was way more powerful and destroyed a whole bunch of Horde Bots. The fight lasted all day. Although the Axis of Evil put up a good fight, more so than the Empire of Darkness in Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, they were no match for the Department
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Walking into Gena Fellowes' lab was always a treat for Jim Marks. He never knew what strange sight he might encounter there. Today he entered to view Gena positioned in front of a cage, observing it closely. But its contents were not moving, nor would they. All this cage contained was a block of cheese.
“Um, Gena, that cheese isn't going anywhere,” he coughed.
She looked up, startled. “Oh, oh, Jim!” she cried, running over and grabbing his arm. She pulled him closer to the cage. “This is no ordinary block of cheese!”
Jim could feel her shaking in excitement, and he could only imagine what she was up to. “Meanwhile there's a mouse somewhere who's feeling very deprived.”
She shook her head in surprise. “No, Jim. That is the mouse!”
She was pointing right at the cheese, and Jim awkw
Space Loli 1: Captain Kat and the Super NovaNova Fett was a legend among space pirates, wanted by the Sol Public Safety Corps in dozens of galaxies for theft, vandalism, and the consumption of local authority. She was poured into a pair of tight fitting leather pants, laser scimitar dangling off one hip, blaster on the other, and combat boots ready to crush anything those two couldn’t finish off. She wore a white, flouncy blouse with a deep neckline left enough to the imagination to make it run wild. Her red hair flowed down off her head and down her back like a soft, curly fire. She was the epitome of pirate, the golden standard for plunder, and she was bored.
Leaning back in her captain’s chair, rubbing her taut, muscular stomach, and most distressingly empty stomach, Nova sighed.
“Meissa, I’m in a mood,” she said to the stoic woman standing at attention next to her “Find me a ship to raid, something that will put up a good fight”
“Yes captain Fett,” she replied, turning to
Crossover Taisen ProlougeAfter her defeat at the hooves of The Mane Six, Princess Cadance and Shining Armor, the evil Queen Chrysalis vowed revenge. Chrysalis looked in her magic looking glass to look for a solution, she then learned about the existance of the multiverse, she then travels to World of Kamen Rider/Super Sentai and combines the remnants of the dissolved Shocker and Space Empire Zangyack, not to mention a conglomeration of other Super Sentai and Kamen Rider villains, to form the evil organization "Zan-Shocker". With her new army, Chrysalis procedes to conquor all worlds. To be continued....