Perils of Cindy Vortex, PilotOh, this is NOT happening to me, this is NOT happening to me! The thought repeated through Cindy Vortex’s mind as she pumped her desperate legs as quickly as she could. Dressed in the same flight suit that she wore in King of Mars, the young girl charged ahead, huffing and puffing, her cheeks warm and red from the unexpected workout.
A week prior, Dawn had been in her journalism class, daydreaming out the window, when her professor called upon her to give an early synopsis on her semester story. Caught off guard, and embarrassed, Cindy’s humiliation intensified when she had to confess that she had not made any progress yet on the assignment. Her professor reprimanded her in front of the whole class and suggested that she ‘consider getting started’ as there was only a week left for the project, and considering she had not even started, she would be lucky to turn anything in at all. This scolding resulted in a smattering of snickers from her classmates, and the us
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 9
The Wonderful 101 has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile I (Chris Jackson AKA the narrator/author) have mysteriously appeared in a hotel/casino. It turns out that I am asleep and I am dreaming. Then all of a sudden, I'm caught in a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Axis of Evil at said hotel/casino. It turns out that the entire Omniverse, minus Earth Prime (the real world) of Multiverse Prime, is just one big dream land. During the battle I meet both Hottie herself and my childhood creation, Tad C. Decartoon, who is back to wearing his original attire. I have also joined the ongoing battle as well. It turns out that, because of being in the realm of fiction, I have gained powers far beyond that of any normal human back in Earth Prime. After the fight was over I told Hottie that she, and everyone else, was part of some fan fiction series, and that I was the author. I also told Hottie that she originated from a two-book series of novels written by a man n
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 8
Cindy Vortex meets an alternate version of herself, who also has started wearing her flight suit all the time as well, only for said alternate Cindy to be flattened to death by a meteorite.
Manolo Sanchez, Maria Posada and Chuy (from The Book of Life) have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Axis of Evil, led by General Bot, in some random alternate universe. "It's time to kick it up a notch" said Hottie "Wexter, breathe fire on me". After Wexter breathed fire on Hottie, something amazing happened, she was transformed into "Hottie Lightning", gaining not only power over fire, but electricity as well. With both Hottie Lightning's new power, the Department of Hotness was way more powerful and destroyed a whole bunch of Horde Bots. The fight lasted all day. Although the Axis of Evil put up a good fight, more so than the Empire of Darkness in Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, they were no match for the Department
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 7
Both Zorak and Moltar have defected from the Department of Hotness to not only reform the Council of Doom, but to join the Axis of Evil as well. Also, the Biskit Twins have defected from Team From to rejoin the Guild of Super Evil. And if that wasn't bad enough, the Sinister Six (from Ultimate Spider-Man the cartoon) has joined the Axis of Evil as well. Meanwhile, The Doctor has invited his current companion, Clara Oswald, to join the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Hottie and Frost go up against Serpenta's newest robot, his name is Brute Bot by the way. I'm gonna smash you! said Brute Bot. "Bring it" said Frost. Brute Bot was strong, but he wasn't very fast. Both Hottie and Frost eat Rocket Berries, which gives our heroes rocket engines that greatly increase speed. With both their great speed and fire/ice powers, they easily defeat Brute Bot. "Ah, no fair, I got beat by a couple of girls" whined Brute Bot as beamed aboard back to the Axis Fleet.
The Kingdom Keepers,
Empire of Darkness, Hottie 5 version
Emperor Dark: Leader of the Empire of Darkness
* King Ghidorah (Godzilla)
* Gozer (Ghostbusters)
* Cathulhu (The Real Ghostbusters)
* Ganondorf (The Legend of Zelda)
* Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
* Porky Minch (MOTHER 3)
* Ridley (Metroid)
* King Dedede (Kirby)
* Orochimaru (Naruto)
* Galvatron (Transformers)
* Galvatron (Transformers: Robots in Disguise)
* Galvatron (The Unicron Trilogy)
* Megatron (Transformers Animated)
* Vlad Plasmius (Danny Phantom)
* Mom (Futurama)
* Shredder (Mirage Comics' Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 cartoon)
* Krang (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1987 cartoon)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2003 cartoon)
* Kraang Prime (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 cartoon)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 cartoon)
* Shredder (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2014 live action movie)
* Frieza (Dragon Ball Z)
* Skeleton King (Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!)
* Joker (Tim
Guild of Super Evil, Hottie 5 version
Vakudos II: Leader of the Guild of Super Evil. Is a clone of the original Emperor Vakudos from Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World
* Dr. Insano (The Spoony Experiment)
* Nightmare King (Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland)
* Mighty One-Eye (The Thief and the Cobbler)
* Earl de Darkwood (Interstella 5555)
* Gideon Graves (Scott Pilgrim)
* Baron Vain (The Modifyers)
* Malware (Ben 10: Omniverse)
* Toralei Stripe (Monster High)
* Queen Chrysalis (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
* Sal Left Thumb (The Amazing World of Gumball)
* Ghetsis Harmonia (Pokemon Black and White)
* Garret Bobby Ferguson Jr. (Regular Show)
* Doc Hopper (The Muppet Movie)
* Mitch (Phineas and Ferb)
* Todd the Wizard (Gundarr)
* Lifty and Shifty (Happy Tree Friends)
* Dr. Blowhole (The Penguins of Madagascar)
* The Joker (The Dark Knight Saga)
* Mok Swagger (Rock & Rule)
* Lil Gideon (Gravity Falls)
* General Specific (Sheep in the Big City)
* Gart (Robot and Monster)
* Toola Tw
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 6
To keep up with canon continuity, before the events of the Monster High webisode "I Casta Spell On You", Trope-Tan used her reality warping powers to undo all the damage caused by the Axis of Evil, restoring New Salen back to normal and not only freeing all the captured inhabitant of New Salem from their Pawn Bot shells, but has teleported them back to their home town.
The Doctor, as well as his TARDIS, (from Doctor Who), have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Linkara has become uber excited that his hero, The Doctor (whom he last met in chapter 13 of Super Milestone Wars 3: The Supetastic 6 Rises), has joined the Department of Hotness. Clara Oswald could not be present on the count of the events of the Doctor Who episode "Kill the Moon". Meanwhile, the Daleks have launched a full scale invasion on Earth-0 AKA Earth Prime AKA the the version of Earth in the DC Universe. Because of the Daleks hatred of non-Daleks, Serpenta has used her mind control power on
Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 5
In Citadel Serpenta, in the recently built Serpenta City, on Planet Serpenta, the headquarters of the Axis of Evil and capital of Serpenta's inter-dimensional empire, Serpenta has hired a new henchman to join her ranks. His name is Zelmoda, former Deputy Leader of the Space Bosozoku Bowzock from Gekisou Sentai Carranger. Meanwhile, Crack-Duck has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Gumball Watterson is making out with Penny Fitzgerald, whom he recently invited to the moon sized Dai-Gun. Crack-Duck starts staring at the two kissing and sighs. "Uh dude, your creeping me out there" said Gumball to Crack-Duck. Crack-Duck simply walks away. "Gumball, who was that?" said Penny, "Ah, just some weird duck Hottie recruited" said Gumball". Crack-Duck then sits on some bench all depressed. And then Wander and Sylvia come walking by and sees Crack-Duck sitting. "Why howdy good sir! Why the long face?!" said the cheerful (as usual) Wande
Voidspace Army, Hottie 5 version
The Biggest Bad: The main villain of the first 1/3rd of Super Milestone Wars 2 and leader of the Voidspace Army. After losing his physical form two years ago, he now possesses, and shares a body with, Dr. Beeswax
Dr. Beeswax: Tad C. Decartoon's archenemy who happens to be an anthropomorphic bee. He is currently the vessel of the Biggest Bad. He now wears a black cloak with a hood.
* Baron Vain (The Modifyers)
* Bianca Dupree (Beverly Hills Teens)
* Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)
* Makuu Prison Warden Ashurada (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger vs. Space Sheriff Gavan: The Movie)
* Prince Humperdinck (The Princess Bride)
* Other Mother (Coraline)
* Master Xehanort (Kingdom Hearts)
* Mr. White (James Bond)
* Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible)
* Green Goblin (Spider-Man)
Female Nova: Bio
Name: Female Nova
Hometown: Alvin, TX
Weight: Embarrassed to reveal
Personality Traits: Cute, sweet, kind, intelligent, spunky, playful, curious, friendly, bubbly and free-spirited.
Likes: Cute things, balloons, adventures, traveling, making people happy, movies, sweets, playing on the computer, playing with toys, kindness and happiness.
Dislikes: War, hate, mean and rude people, being told to grow up, killjoys (people who ruin others from having fun) having bad days and dentists.
Attributes: She is quite athletic and can climb trees. She is a smart thinker and is very creative at writing. She has a very good sense of imaginations.
Weaknesses: She can get sensitive sometimes like she is apologetic as she often feels bad. She can get clumsy sometimes as she fal
Cartoon Network vs. Nintendo: Ed, Edd n Eddy
Trophy Bio: Created by Canadian animator Danny Antonucci, Ed, Edd n Eddy focuses on the antics of three adolescent boys named the Eds and their misadventures in order to make money from their peers to purchase jawbreakers. The Eds consist of Ed, the dim witted yet well meaning one; Edd or Double D, the smart one; and their stubborn and greedy leader Eddy. Having ran from 1999 to 2009, Ed, Edd n Eddy is currently the longest-running original Cartoon Network series, as well as longest-running Canadian-made animated series to date.
First Appreance: The Ed Touchables (1999)
Entrance: The Eds arrive riding in a wagon.
*Neutral Attack: Eddy attacks using a pair of fuzzy dice like nunchucks. He finishes with a kick.
*Forward Tilt: Double D appears to attack with his ruler.
*Up Tilt: Eddy does a somersault kick.
*Down Tilt: Eddy does a leg-first charge along the ground.
*Dash Attack: Eddy and Double D ride on Ed's back as he slides across the ground on his stomach
The Leviathan (Creepypasta)
I’m Alexandria Robins; I’m a well-known hiker around the U.S. I’m not really here to tell you about myself, but rather about a recent occurrence that’s been spreading around the media like wildfire. It began about two months ago. I've been torturing myself lately over what to do, but now I think it’s best to share what I know.
Now, it all began from a certain image from a nature research website. It’s the image included above. This image has caused a lot of controversy and debate; from contemplating its species to its genuine appearance. Many have gone as far as to say it’s a hoax. Well, hoax or not, it’s even spread to the news and caused panic among many. And how could it not be terrifying? The description that came along with the picture was unlike anything I’d ever read. It said the following:
June 26, 2014-
“On a recent monthly recreation assignment, we, the Nature World Warriors (NWW) are sad to report that one of our re
Bucky X Reader: Facing My Demons (Part 6)Bucky held his breath, waiting for the next form of torture they had created. Or as they called it, "Treatments".
It would help him, they said. It wasn't going to hurt, they said.
He was lying in a chair, his bare skin sticking to the cheap leather. His eyes were open, but everything seemed blurry, like looking through a fogged window. He felt groggy too.
Maybe if he was lucky, he'd fall asleep and awake when it was done and over. Unfortunately, he could only indulge in the thought. No matter how many times he tried, they always shook or slapped him awake.
He let out his breath when he heard whoever was in the room with him leave.
The name came floating through the haze, a sense of fear and hate following it.
The name that belonged to the man who did this to him. Tortured him.
It was his voice he heard when he killed someone. And the same voice he heard before he was stuffed back into the cryo chamber.
His fingers dug into the arms of the chair
Death vs Ichigo Kurosaki Prelude (UPDATE)
Mecha: The Grim Reaper, Death, or Shinigami. These are but the many names given to the personification to what will guide us into the after life as we die.
Virgil: Which is why we're taking the more battle - worthy incarnations and have them fight to the "death". No pun intended.
Mecha: Ichigo Kurosaki, the Substitute Shinigami.
Virgil: ......... Huh, that's odd, usually our co-host is usually here by now-
???: Good evening, bitches!
Mecha and Virgil looked towards the source of the voice and found a young man with gray hair, light gray shirt, dark gray pants, white V-shaped buttons, cuffs on his hands, and odd wings connected to something on the front of his shirt.
This was Gig.
Mecha: Oh great, another loud one.
Virgil: What the hell do you want?
Gig: Well, happy to see you too jerk. I just came by to help you with your fight and this is the thanks I get?
Virgil: Oh well, sorry I couldn't be more pleasant towards the guy
Prelude: Freddy Krueger vs. The Joker
Madness Abe: (dressed as Jonathan Joestar) Evil come in many forms. Some as monstrous beasts, and others as human as the rest of us. Some born as victims of an unfortunate upbringing, while others are simply born with hearts as black as night. But with evil, comes great fear of its presence.
Zornac (dressed in a poorly made suit resembling that of The Gentleman's): In this fight, we're taking a look at two of the most evil, sadistic, and outright terrifying villains from film and comics on this All Hallow's Eve.
Insanus (dressed as Doctor Orpheus) FREDDY KRUEGER, THE SPRINGWOOOOOD SLASHERRRRRRRR AND BASTARD SON OF A HUNDRED MANIACS!!!
Abe: Hey, turn down the melodrama for once in this prelude. Just cause you're dressed as the guy doesn't mean you need to act like him.
Emma: And The Joker, the Clown Prince of Crime!
Abe: I'm Madness Abe, he's Insanus Abe, and joining us today is Zornac and Emma, and together we'll analyze each fighter's weapons, armor,
Crossover Taisen chapter 1It was a foggy evening and The Mane Cast, led by Twilight Sparkle, were searching for Voidspace Army troops when all of a sudden Queen Chrysalis appears out of the fog. "Well hello there" said Chrysalis. "Chrysalis!" said Twilight in an angry voice. "I've come to take down this Supetastic 6 Unlimited I've heard so much about and rule the entire multiverse, and there's nothing you can do to stop me" said Chrysalis before giving out an evil laugh. "Oh yeah, you and what army?!" said Rainbow Dash. Then out of nowhere a sound appears, Yee! Yee! said the sound. Then out of the fog came a hoard of Shocker Combatmen, then another hoard appeared, it was Gormin, troops of the Space Empire Zangyack. "And there's plenty more where that came from" said Chrysalis. All hope seem lost, that is until four beings appear out of the nowhere, it was Kamen Rider Fourze and the Go-Busters. Fourze and the Go-Busters the battled the Shocker Combatmen and Gormin, The Mane Cast joins them. In a minute or two Ch