Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, Ch. 69

Moarte: HELLO, MY CHEEELDREN!.... I got nothing.

==Act I==

Gwen from Total Drama becomes a new member of the League of Goth Girls. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness arrive at Greendale at the Archieverse. While there, our heroes try to warn everyboy thaat the Guild of Super Evil were going to invade. They meet one of the inhabitants, Sabrina Spellman, Sonic (Archie version) recogises her instantly as he met her once. Hottie then told Sabrina about the Guild and how they conqueor alternate Earths. But it was too late as the the Guild's armada have already invaded. The city was invaded by a new type of robot army, the Robot Jack-'-lanterns, which were Halloween themed robots. The Robot Jack-o'-lanterns wre led by Bills-Two. Sabrina and our heroes head to her houe and into her basement, while there Sabrina shows them a set of magic rings that could help Sabrina help our heroes stop the Guild from taking her this world, the only problem was is that she doesn't know how to make the rings work. Kamen Rider Wizard tries scanning one of the rings with his Wizardriver, "Sabrina: The Animated Series, Please!" said the Wizardriver, then out of nowhere, an AU version of Sabrina Spellman appeared out of nowhere, specifically the one from Sabrina: The Animated Series, "What! Where am I?!" said the AU Sabrina, Hi, I'm Sabrina" said Sabrina Prime, No your not, I am said!" said the other Sabrina. "You both are" said Hottie "You're just from an alternate universe similar to this one" The ringed Wizard then summoned more AU Sabrinas. Two Sabrinas from both Sabrina and the Groovie Goolies and the live-action TV series appear. The three Sabrinas fought with magic while Hottie fought with fusion. Both Hottie, while in her Super Hottie Goddess form and Ballistamon perform Coconut Fusion, since Ballistamon doesn't have a mouth, he just conut piece inside his chest (that's how he's been doing it this whole time), the two were then fused into "Hottie X2", Mikey Kudo then used his X Loader to DigiFuse Hottie X2 and Dorulumon into Hottie X3 while at the same time DigiFuses the Starmons into the Star Sword. Hottie X3 then picked up the Star Sword and became "Hottie X4". Hottie X4, while wielding both her axe and the Star Sword, took on Bills-Two head on. Sabrina Prime noticed one last ring, she gives it to Wizard to scan, "Sabrina, Secrets of a Teenage Witch, Please!" said the Wizarriver, the AU Sabrina that matrialized was none other than the latest incarnation of Sabrina, the one from Sabrina, Secrets of a Teenage Witch, she and Sabrina Prime joins the other Sabrinas in battling the Robot Jack-o'-lanterns. In the end the Robot Jack-o'lanterns are destryed and Bills-Two is once again defeated by an even more powerful version of Hottie.

==Act II==

The Department of Hotness arrive at the moon of an alternate Earth with an alternate history where the moon landing actually was staged, thus nobody ever went to the moon. Our heroes arrive here because the Guardian of the Omniverse said that they must visit this version of the moon "Because Destiny Says So". Once they arrive on the Moon, they notice that this moon is fundamentally differnt from an other AU Moon, for one thing, there is oxygen, second there doesn't seem to be less gravity. They see a city on the moon called Moon City, as soon as they reach the city, it is inhabited with extraterestrial life. These Moon people resembles humans but with big eyes, green skin, pointy ears and giraffe-like horns. A couple of Moon government officials take our heroes to the Moon King. The Moon King then welcomes our heroes to the Moon. The Moon King then notices Hottie and is surprised to meet her as accordan to a Moon prophecy, Hottie is the chosen one, the one who will defend the omniverse from a great evil (Empress Lotora). Our then introduced to the Moon King's daughter, the Moon Princesss, also known as the most beautiful girl in the universe. As soon as Mordecai first laid eyes on her, he instantly becant infatuated. Moon Princess notices Mordecai looking at her and winks at him. The Moon King then shares the Moon's vast technology with our heroes including a wrist communicator that can generate a smartphont, laptop or iPad out of digital hard light, a flying car that's transforms into a giant robot and is capaple of interstelar/interdimesional travel, and a pai of earring called the "Lunerian Earrings". When two people wear the Lunerian Earrings on the opposite side of the ear and say the word "Fusion", they perform fusion but it lasts for 30 minutes, they come with a recharger that charges them up within one minute. Unlike the Potora earrings from Dragon Ball Z, which are magic, the Lunerian Earrings are pure technology. Meanwhile, Moon Princess starts flirting with Mordecai. To be continued...