Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 7

John Crichton, Aeryn Sun, Dominar Rygel XVI, Pilot, Chiana, Stark, Scorpius and the spaceship, Moya, (all from Farscape) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Scarran Empire have joined the Empire of Darkness. In addition to new membership, all of the Scarran Dreadnaughts are modified with interdimentional technology, like all other ship other than the City-ship and the EMOD Warships, so that they can dimension hop with the rest of the Empire's armada. Meanwhile, Uni-Man has modified Chuck Norris' Gunman, Grapearl MK-II, he removed it's head thus making it a cephalothorax just like any other Gunman. Uni-Man has also created his latest invention "Electronic Starbeast Dol MK-II", an advanced version of Space Sheriff Gavan's Zol. Zol MK-II resembles Zol in very way except it wears sunglasses and has machine gun arms. Grapearl Lagann can ride on Zol MK-II's back, thus making it a Dragon Rider. Uni-Man also created a giant fireman axe made of gold (from his home universe) for Grapearl Lagann to wield. Hottie, and her co-pilot Chuck Norris, tries out both Zol MK-II and the giant golden axe in space, in the Farscape universe, during a space battle with the Empire of Darkness. Our heroes go up against a fleet EMOD Fighters, Armored Binome Carriers piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents and Scarran Strykers, also piloted by EMOD Warfare Agents. Their all employed by a single Scarran Dreadnaught commanded by General Zol. the Voltron Force, in their robot lions, decide to form Voltron, "Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go!" said Keith, "LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!" shouts all five members of the Voltron Force at once, (cue voltron theme), "Form feet and legs! Form arms and body!..." said Keith, "...and I'll form the head!" said Simon as he drills his Lagann into the head of the just formed Voltron, transforming him into "Voltron Lagann", which resembles Voltron but is completely red and has the wings, head fin and face of Gurren Lagann. "form Blazing Giga Drill" said Simon as he makes Voltron Lagann perform the "Blazing Giga Drill Break" on half of the fleet, destroying them in the process. The Zol MK-II mounted Grapeal Lagann, piloted by both Hottie and Chuck Norris, then destroy the other half of the fleet by using it's machine gun arms. In the end General Zol retreats yet again.

==Epilogue==

After the battle, Rygel flirts with Queen Elsa, "So, I heard that you're a royal, I too am a royal" said Rygel while staring at her chest, "Uh, my eyes are up here" said the annoyed Elsa while pointing at her eyes. To be continued...