Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 76

"Prologue"

It turns out that Captain Linkara AKA Mirrorkara was hired by Carmen to assassinate Linkara during the events of the 300th episode of Atop the 4th Wall.

"Act II"

The Department of Hotness arrive in Empire City in one of the most craziest universes in the multiverse, the universe of Frank Miller's Holy Terror. The Empire of Darkness hasn't invaded this universe yet so our heroes pass the time by fighting terrorist, but in a non-violent method. Instead of the usual Frank Miller-style violence shown in Holy Terror, the Department of Hotness defeat the terrorists... by giving them Hostess fruit pies. After the terrorist receive their Hostess fruit pies they quit terrorism forever, thus ending the War on Terror. When our heroes arrive back at Empire City, they see this universe's champion, the Fixer,... chasing a squirrel cause he think he's a terrorist disguised as a squirrel (he's not, he just a squirrel). "Come back here, terrorist!" screamed the Fixer, "Squeak squeak" squeaked the harmless squirrel, "That's something only a terrorist would say!" screamed the idiotic Fixer, "he's even a bigger moron up close" said Linkara "Our hero, everybody". The Fixer then notices Hottie and the Department of Hotness. Then out of nowhere, the the Empire's massive armada appeared and casts a huge shadow over the city. "I just just how to defeat all those fiends... by banging myself on the head with this frying pan" said the Fixer as he pulled out a frying pan and banged himself on the head multiple times until he was knocked out cold, "some help he was" said Linkara sarcastically. And just like that, another epic battle commenced. Hottie fought a horde of Mechanauts with her gold-Vibranium axe, her gold-Adamantium-Vibranium shield and one of her gold-Vibranium katanas in her mouth, Roronoa Zoro style, "I'm Hottie and I will chop your heads off!" said Hottie (despite having a sword in her mouth) as she chopped all their heads off. Linkara borrows Tsukasa Kadoya's Rider Cards while Tsukasa borrows Linkara's cards. Linkara puts the Decade Kamen Ride Card in his Tensouder, transforming into Kamen Rider Decade, while Tsukasa puts the Zeo Linkara card in his Decadriver, transforming into "Zeo Decade". Both Linkara (as Decade) and Tsukasa as Zeo Decade then took on a bunch of Shocker Combatmen, "Yee!" shouted the Shocker Combatmen. In a matter on minutes Linkara and Tsukasa defeated the Shocker Combatmen without breaking a sweat. After a long hard epic battle, the Empire is driven out of the Holy Terror-verse. Moments later, long after the Department of Hotness left this universe, the Fixer woke up from his frying pan induced concussion, "did I win?" said the Fixer.

"Epilogue"

Long after Princess Jody and her forces abandoned the Midnight Cage, Emperor Reptilior claimed the dimension for himself. To be continued...