Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 16

"Prologue"

Two weeks ago, Drax the Destroyer met Cass Hamada, Hiro's aunt, the two eventually started to bond. Yesterday, both Cass and Drax have started to develop feelings for each other, but Drax refuse to admit said feelings as he still hasn't gotten over his deceased wife. Drax is then confronted by the ghost of Jack Kirby, who convinces him to hook up with Cass cause he will regret it for the rest of his life if he doesn't. Drax then visit's Lucky Cat Café. and surprises Cass with a big kiss. Cass pops her foot up and kisses back.

"Act II"

The following events takes place last night. I (the author) is once again dreaming. Only this I meet none other than Honey Lemon herself. We talked a little.

"Act III"

The version of Maleficent played by Angelina Jolie has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, back at Citidel Serpenta, Serpenta herself has just had a mental breakdown after the loss of her girlfriend Missy AKA the female incarnation of The Master, she has become way more aggresive and prone to mood swings after the loss. Meanwhile, our heroes are fighting the Axis of Evil, once again led by General Bot, in Nashville, TN in Earth Sub-Prime. Hiro Hamada uses uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Hiro", he then uses the Rainbow Cubit to fuse with Goku to transform into "Gohiro". Gohiro then transforms into a Super Saiyan God and clobbers King Ghidorah, the Generalissimo of Badan, King Dark and the Dark Gundam without breaking a sweat. Baymax uses the Rainbow Cubit to fuse with G1 Optimus Prime to form "Baymax Prime". Baymax Prime then faces off against a horde of Horde Bots and takes them all all within minutes. Honey Lemon uses the Rainbow Cubit to fuse with Queen Elsa to form "Elsa Lemon", who then freezes the remaining Horde Bots into submission. GoGo Tomago uses the Rainbow Cubit to fuse with Alexandrite (which herself is a fusion Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl) to form "GoGoandrite", who then faces off against an army of Goombas... and mops the floor with them. Wasabi uses the Rainbow Cubit to fuse with Monkey D. Luffy to form "Monkey D. Wasabi", who uses both plasma blades and Gum Gum powers to take down a bunch of Gormins. Fred uses a Rainbow Cubit to fuse with Godzilla to form "Fredzilla", who takes of a fleet of the Dark Gundam's Dark Army, piloted by Horde Bots.... and wins. Then finally, Hottie herself faces off against General Bot. Hottie drinks bull potion and has Lavasaurus breathe lava on her, transforming her into "Hottie Lava Bull", she then turned her right fist into lava and her engulfed her left list in fire. General Bot... didn't stood a chance and fled "Retreat! Retreat!" said The General as he, and the rest of the Axis of Exil retreated. To be continued...