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Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 17

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"Prologue"

Beavis and Butt-Head have recently joined the Department of Hotness, they asked to joined only so that they could meet chicks. "Huh huh, hey baby, come to Butt-Head, huh huh" said Butt-Head to GoGo Tomago as he put his hand on her shoulder in yet another failed attempt at flirting with chicks. An annoyed GoGo just simply walks away from Butt-Head... far away.

"Act II"

Alison Cole AKA Hottie is depressed because she hasn't had had enough time for romance with her husband, Matt Keene on the count of the constant fighting against the Axis of Evil throughout the Omniverse, not to mention she's homesick and misses Penelope, her father's new girlfriend. Later that day, the Axis of Evil launches an all out invasion on Beverly Hills within the Hottieverse, as well as the rest of the world. The Department of Hotness arrives just a little too late and sees the destruction of Hottie's home town. Roger Cole, Hottie's father, and Penelope are hiding in the basement of Hottie's home during the invasion so they're alright. The Nation Guard, aa well as other armies throughout the world, are outnumbered and no match for the Axis' massive armies. When all hope seems lost, the Department of Hotness then quickly fight back. Halfway during the battle... she shows up. Who is "she" who ask, why none other than Serpenta herself, armed with two chainsaw Lightsabers. "So, we meet at last, Hottie" said Serpenta to Hottie, "So you must be the leader of the Axis of Evil" said Hottie, "I am Empress Serpenta, the new Wettie" said Serpenta. "Both Hottie and Serpenta then start to fight. While Hottie puts up a good fight, she is no match for Serpenta, who has the power of The Force, Waterbending and Ganon's power. Serpenta also kicks Hottie in the face, knocking off her "Kamina shades", revealing her secret identity to the world. Overpowered, Alison Cole pulls out her gold-Vibranium axe, sucks on a lemon from the Axe Cop universe and put a unicorn horn on her head (also from the Axe Cop universe), thus transforming into "Uni-Hottie With Lemon". While Serpenta puts up a good fight, she is no match for Uni-Hottie With Lemon and her axe made out of both Vibranium & gold from the Ace Cop universe, her lemon grenades and her unicorn magic, which includes reality warping. "You truely are a worthy opponent" said a defeated Serpenta "You may have won the the battle but not the war". Serpenta and the rest of the Axis of Evil then flee Earth. In the end, everyone in Beverly Hills know that Alison Cole and Hottie are one in the same. "I know that girl, she's Alison Cole" said a girl that use to go to high school alongside Alison. "Alison?" said Alison's father who recently arrived "You've been Hottie this whole time?" "I'm sorry dad, it just,you know.... secret identity, it's a superhero thing" said Alison. Alison then uses her unicorn magic to teleport to the top of a small building. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make" said Alison to both the Department of Hotness and the majority of Beverly Hills, including a bunch of news people filming, "It's has been an honor, but as of today.... I step down as Hottie" everyone was shocked "But this isn't the end of the legacy of Hottie, for I have picked a successor, I have watched him for quite some time, and I have seen great potential within him", Alison then teleported down". So who's gona be the new Hottie, or Hotttie Man or whatever" said Hiro Hamada to Alison. Alison then slowly walk towards Hiro, looked into his eyes, smiled, took off her burning H necklace, the very same one she wore since the first day she became a superhero, and put it around his neck. "WHAT!" said Hiro "Me", "That is so awesome!" said Fred. Honey Lemon gave a high pitched squeal of joy after hearing all of this. "Your heartbeat has increased, Hiro" said Baymax after scanning Hiro, "You have great potential" said Alison "That's why I've chosen you as the new Hottie, "Um, no offense but Hottie is is kind of a girl's superhero name, uh no offense" said Hiro, "What if you called yourself Heat Blazer?" said David Eels, the one who gave Alison Cole her superhero name, "That starts with an H", "I kinda like it" said GoGo, "Me too" said Wasabi. In the end Alison has officially retired from being Hottie, moved back to her father's mansion. Matt is also living there as there as is enjoying the holiday seasons with her father and her new family, Matt Keene, her husband, and Penelope, her mother figure. The founding members of the Department of Hotness have gone back to their normal lives as well. Meanwhile, Hiro has built himself a new battlesuit, which is called the MK II Battlesuit, which resembles his old one, only it's red and has Hottie's burning H insignia on the chest. Other than the magnetic pads used to carry onto Baymax's armor, the MK II Battlesuit has flamethrowers built into the gauntlets. Also, like in Disney Infinity, he now uses the Microbots he invented in an offensive capacity via his helmet. Hiro also now wields a circular shield made of a gold-Adamantium-Vibranium-Uru alloy. It resembles Captain America's shield only instead of the American flag, it's completely gold and has the emoticon "◥▶◀◤" at the center. Also the expanded members and honorary members of the now former Department of Hotness have joined the Big Hero 6, thus forming the "Big Hero 6 Unlimited". To be continued...
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If official, this fan fiction is now officially a Big Hero 6 fan fiction. Also, this is the final appearance of Alison Cole AKA the 1st Hottie. One more thing, if the writing's bad, who here want's to re-write this chapter for me. Those who do, I will give them credit as my co-writer.

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Chapter 1: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 1
Chapter 2: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 2
Chapter 3: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 3
Chapter 4: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 4
Chapter 5: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 5
Chapter 6: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 6
Chapter 7: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 7
Chapter 8: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 8
Chapter 9: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 9
Chapter 10: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 10
Chapter 11: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 11
Chapter 12: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 12
Chapter 13: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 13
Chapter 14: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 14
Chapter 15: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 15
Chapter 16: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 16
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