Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 29

At a comic book convention in LA, Stan Lee is sitting in a room filled with cosplaying kids, reading from a manuscript.
"When we last left (insert name of the department) Alex DeLarge, that no good hooligan, had kidnapped mermaid princess Kai." A little girl dressed as Mio Akiyama, raised her hand.
"Yes." Stan Lee nodded. "What is it."
"Is it just me, or does Princess Kai sound like a girl version of Pi from the 90's Sabrina cartoon?" The little girl deadpanned.
"That's purely coincidental...anyway...let's get back to the story..."

"Don't struggle now, Darling." Alex smirked, as the tiny girl thrashed around in the cage trap. "You'll be fine as long as those heroes co-operate with me."
"Let me go, Man!" Princess Kai screamed.
"All in good time. For now, we wait."

As soon as the Big Hero 6 Unlimited arrived at Salvatore's palace in their submarine, they were greeted by a chaotic sight. Merman guards, brandishing spears were swarming out of the castle.
"Is it always like this?" Lil' Slugger asked.
Axe Cop shook his head. "No...Something's not right."
GoGo piloted the sub into the castle doors. Hiro, Lil' Slugger, Rolf and Coraline, donned diving suits and helmets. The headed towards the throne room.

On his golden throne, Salvatore sat with his three blood daughters, Demetria, her frown ever present on her beautiful face, Julia, moe and timid as ever and Nicola, a look of fear on her face.
"Your Majesty." Hiro bowed before the throne. "What's going on?"
"My daughter." The mer-king replied. "Kai...she's missing."
"Missing?" Hiro couldn't believe it. Kai had the crystal. It was their only hope to rescue Mabel. How could this be happening.
"We found this." Princess Julia handed Hiro a bottled message. "Open it...the water won't harm it."
Hiro promptly did as he was told, scrawled on the surface were the words.
'Princess Anna for your Princess
Sincerely... DeLarge.'

The heroes stormed the beach. Alex DeLarge, the ultra violent murderer had kidnapped the youngest mermaid Princess and wanted Anna in return. Anna was, at this moment, leading the search. She was not afraid of Alex. Hans had been almost twice his size and she had clobbered him. She could easily take on Alex, she was, however, afraid that Alex's girlfriend, The Frozen Heart, would be by his side. After about an hour of searching, Dipper called out.
"Look!" He pointed to a trail of footprints in the wet sand, almost washed completely away by the waves. "I'll bet if we follow those, they'll lead us straight to Alex."

"This sucks major big time!" Princess Kai groaned.
"Oh it's not so bad." Someone else said. "Hey cool! I'm taller than you!"
"Everyone is." Kai sighed. "Yo hat dude! When are you just gonna kill me already?"
"Hush now." Alex said. The game has just about began.
And he was right, the Big Hero 6 Unlimited was running towards him, Anna in the lead. He smirked. This should be easy.
"Ah, heroes, so very nice to see you again. How have you been Rolf?"
Rolf growled angrily.
"Traitor!!" He shouted. "How could you?!"
"Now, now good sir it wasn't my idea...but a man will do anything to keep his beloved happy, then again...you wouldn't know would you?"
Rolf's face turned red with rage. It was true. He had never had a girlfriend.
"Now if you don't mind, Princess Anna... I'd like a word with you."
"You'll never take me alive!" Anna shouted. "Never! Now give us back the princess."
"I would love to, truley but she's a bit tied up at the moment..."
"Chiya! Shows what you know!"
"What?!" Alex spun around. There, on the roof of his silver escape ship, stood Princess Kai...and by her side..looking much taller in comparison to the tiny Princess, stood...
"MABEL!" Dipper shouted.
"This dude held us captive. Maybe it's time I show him what a mermaid princess can do. Hey Mabel...back me up."
"You got it, princess." Mabel gave her a thumbs up. The princess raised her hands and pulled a blue microphone out of hammerspace. A guitar rif played from nowhere and the girls started to sing (for your convenience I have written their parts for the song)

Kai: Whenever I look at you I feel my heart go dokidoki
I get so giggly and wiggle like a marshmallow, fluffy and sweet
See you working oh so hard
Mabel: see you working oh so hard
Kai: trying like you always do
Mabel: trying like you always do
Kai: focused on the things you do
You never see me watching you
But every time I shut my eyes.
Mabel: every time I shut my eyes
Both: then I start to Dream
Kai: it's then that I will be close to you!
Both: oh please God, I am begging you. Let me dream of us tonight where we'll be together just the two of us! I am all tucked in with my fluffy bunny! Who I'm holding tight! Come on dream land take me away!
Kai: fuwafuwa time
Mabel: fuwafuwa time
Kai: fuwafuwa time
Mabel: fuwafuwa time
Kai: fuwafuwa time
Mabel: fuwafuwa time

"Love Shower! PITCH!!!" Kai shouted, as the song knocked Alex backwards off of his feet.
"Do you want an encore?" Both girls asked in unison. Alex lay flat on his back at queen Elsa's feet.
"No thank you...he said weakly."
The heroes applauded the girls. Elsa grabbed Alex's collar and raised him to eye level. He gulped..it was funny how much she resembled an older Malissa.
"You had better hurry up." She said.
"What?" Alex asked. Terrified beyond belief.
"Malissa's heart has been frozen. Find Alion Cole. Only she can help you now." She let Alex go and he ran off back to his ship. Kai and Mabel slid down the sides. Mabel landed safely in Stan's arms, Kai in Rolf's.
"Thanks, dude." She said. "I had better get back to the castle before Demetria kills me. The young mermaid dove back into the ocean, reclaiming her tail. Vanellope watched the turquoise fins of Kai's pink tail disappear benath the waves.
"Wow." She sighed. "A real mermaid."
"That was amazing, Mabel!" Dipper hugged his sister.
"Yeyup." Mabel grinned. "I'd like to see Pacifica do that."

"Alison Cole..." Alex thought to himself as he sped away. "Don't worry my love. I'll find that Alison Cole...she'll help you. Just hang in there." To be continued...