Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 5

In Citadel Serpenta, in the recently built Serpenta City, on Planet Serpenta, the headquarters of the Axis of Evil and capital of Serpenta's inter-dimensional empire, Serpenta has hired a new henchman to join her ranks. His name is Zelmoda, former Deputy Leader of the Space Bosozoku Bowzock from Gekisou Sentai Carranger. Meanwhile, Crack-Duck has recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Gumball Watterson is making out with Penny Fitzgerald, whom he recently invited to the moon sized Dai-Gun. Crack-Duck starts staring at the two kissing  and sighs. "Uh dude, your creeping me out there" said Gumball to Crack-Duck. Crack-Duck simply walks away. "Gumball, who was that?" said Penny, "Ah, just some weird duck Hottie recruited" said Gumball". Crack-Duck then sits on some bench all depressed. And then Wander and Sylvia come walking by and sees Crack-Duck sitting. "Why howdy good sir! Why the long face?!" said the cheerful (as usual) Wander "I'm all alone, I'm never gonna find love, I wish I was dead" said Crack-Duck, "Ah nonsense! I'll help find your one true love!" said Wander. Wander then went Axe Cop of all people to help Crack-Duck find a girlfriend. "I use to think girls were dumb, then I married one, since there are no bad guys' heads to chop off today, sure, I'll help your friend" said the stoic Axe Cop to Wander. And so, with the help of Rick Sanchez and his portal gun, Axe Cop, Wander, Sylvia and Crack-Duck went to some alternate universe, which appears to be a stereotypical layout of some abridged fairy tale, so that Axe Cop can hold try outs for Crack-Duck's girlfriend. Hundred of attractive girls lined up... and all of then walked off on the count of Crack-Duck being ugly. Wow, w-wasn't that a *URP* big waste of my time" said Rick. "Hey, where's the creepy duck?" said Sylvia noticing that Crack-Duck had ran off somewhere, "Who cares" said Rick. Crack-Duck was walking in the middle of nowhere for no reason when all of a sudden he meets this stereotypical fairy tale princess skipping out of nowhere, her name was Princess Destiny. "Why hello little duck, what's your name?" said Princess Destiny, "Someone waiting to die" said Crack-Duck, "Your funny" laughed Princess Destiny not taking Crack-Duck sereously as she hugged the deranged duck. To be continued...