Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 57

The intelligence agency formerly known as ISIS (from Archer) has recently joined the Big Hero 6 Unlimited. Meanwhile, the first thing Thaddeus DeCartoon did as the new Heat Blazer is break into Northwest Manor in Gravity Falls and beat the living out of Preston Northwest. Instead of using a door, Heat Blazer punches through the wall with his fist, "I'M HEAT BLAZER! YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT!" shout Thaddeus. Preston, noticing Heat Blazer, his shouting, and the giant hole in his, pulls out his diamond encrusted gun and tries to shoot out hero, but since Heat Blazer is nigh invulnerable, the bullets bounce right off him. Heat blazer then proceeds to beat Preston senseless, he also breaks both of his legs, as well as one of his arms. Heat Blazer then takes the bell Preston been using to control his daughter, Pacifica, and prepare to shove far up Preston's keister, "It's time to pay the piper, the ringing of the bell commands it" said Heat Blazer, "No, Please, No, AHHHHHHHHHH!" said Preston. To be continued...