Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 97

"Prologue"

Five years ago: Alison Cole's got it all: She's gorgeous, dating a steamy surfer boy, and has just been crowned Beverly Hills High Freshman Class President. Then during a special "symmetry" surgery, a lightning bolt zaps her, and Alison instantly transforms into Hottie - that is, a totally sizzling superhero with the power to shoot fire from her fingers. Shunned as a Pyro-Freak, Alison must adopt dorky David Eels as her crime-fighting sidekick. Worse, she's falling for the one guy who wants to "extinguish" her forever, Junior Class President of Cuteness - and wannabe firefighter - T. Hull. But she doesn't realize that a supervillain's lurking.... Has Hottie met her match?

"Act II"

Present day: Super Hottie, Super Sonic and Super Mega Man fought Dr. Robotnik-3 in this climactic final battle. Meanwhile, the rest of the Department of Hotness are fighting off the rest of Neo-HYDRA. Many members of the Department of Hotness are killed in battle. Deaths include Jenny Everywhere, the Galaxy Rangers, Lil Slugger, the Wonderful 101, Sabrina Spellman, the Cast of Pretty Little Liars and a whole bunch of Barbarians. The epic battle last last all day. While Dr. Robotnik-3 puts up a good fight, he is clearly no match for Super Hottie and his robot body is destroyed, leaving only a head, "I hate that Hottie!" said the bodyless Dr. Robotnik. While Neo-HYDRA has been defeated, our heroes have no idea how to un-merge the United World without destroying all the the worlds used to make it. Hottie then finds a button on the Master Engine marked "Reset Button". Hottie then pushes the button and all the worlds are back to normal while at the same time, erasing the events of both Super Milestone Wars (both 1 and 2) and Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World (and it's sequels) from ever happening. However, the entire Hottie verse and a select few remembers that it happened somewhat.

"Prologue"

Alison Cole has decided to retire from being Hottie permenetly. She and her husband, Matt Keene, have recently moved into a studio apartment together in Beverly Hill. And then one night this happened "Matt, there"s something I have to tell you" said Alison" what is it, sweetheart? said Matt, Matt.... I'm pregnant" smiled Alison. The end.