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Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 82
Long before the events of the Regular Show episode "Skips in the Saddle", Desdemona, formerly known as the Winter Assassin, was killed after helping out the Department of Hotness in a battle against the Empire of Darkness.
Alex DeLarge has recently fallen in love with Frost. But there's one problem, Alex is 71 and Frost is a teenager. So Alex meets up with Uni-Man asking him to make him a teenager again with his magic. "I wish for Alex to be a teenager again" Wished Uni-Man with his unicorn horn. And just like that Alex went from looking like an aged Malcolm McDowell to resembling Ross Lynch. A new, younger Alex then showed off his new look to Frost, "Well, what do ya think?" said Alex to Frost, "Wow!" said Frost, which was all Frost did say.
Princess Peach and Princess Rosalina, whom Peach invited on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, are out in space wearing space suit when all of a sudden, the Empire of Darkness' massive armada attacks a certain part of
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Moka Akashiya (from Rosario + Vampire), Alex (from A Clockwork Orange), Fil Nilvalen (from No Game No Life) and a super heroine named Manuke Pinku have recently joined Team Frost
One again, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Land Without Magic, only this time they are fighting in Boston. As usual there are a ton of explosions and a whole bunch of buildings falling down. While the rest of the Department of Hotness are fighting a horde of Mechanoids, as well as the rest of the Empire's army, Neutro Lagann, co-piloted by Hottie and Linkara, is fighting an armada of EMOD Starfighters. Neutro Lagann combines with Tsubasamaru (from Ninja Sentai Kakuranger), forming "Super Ninja Combination Super Neutro Lagann" (or Super Neutro Lagann for short), gaining greater power, as well as the power of flight. "I feel the need..." said Hottie, "...the need for speed!" said both Hottie and Linkara at the same time. Super Neutro Lagann then flew up in
* Frost (original character)
* Lola Sonner (Charlie and Lola)
* Coraline Jones (Coraline)
* Lumpy Space Princess (Adventure Time)
* Whitney & Britney Biskit (Littlest Pet Shop)
* Tekno the Canary (Sonic the Comic)
* Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)
* Mona Parker (Mona the Vampire)
* Katy (Katy the Caterpillar)
* Moka Akashiya (Rosario + Vampire)
* Alex Delarge (A Clockwork Orange)
* Kai/Manuke Pinku (original character)
* Fil Nilvalen (No Game No Life)
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Shovel Knight, Space Dandy and his crew have recently joined Team Sonic.
The Department of Hotness are once again fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Land Without Magic, only this time the epic battle is in New Jersey. "I told you a I'd *URP* be back" said Dr. Ricksano. As usual the battle causes lots of explosions and lots of falling down buildings. While the rest of the Department of Hotness are fighting a horde of Mechanoids, as well as the rest of the imperial army, Linkara, while piloting Neutro, was fighting a Cylinder that was enlarged by Kamek's magic. Halfway during the battle, Hottie, while piloting her Lagann, combines her Gunman with Neutro by drilling into it's head. This combination leads to the creation of "Neutro Lagann", which resembles Neutro but is red and wears a pair of sunglasses that resemble the same kind worn by Gurren. "I AM A MAN!" shouts Linkara as Neutro Lagann punches the gigantic Cylinder, denting it in the process. Neutro Lagann th
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 79
Dr. Beeswax changed the name of his empire from the Tropolis Empire to the Beeswax Empire on the count of the fact that he thinks it sounded better. Also Dr. Beeswax has created a new breed of Beeswax Bots (as seen in Supetastic 6: Year 2) that is powered by organic batteries (small animals). There is also a variation of Beeswax Bots called Grand Bots, which are powered by humans. On a unrelated note, the Mark II Army Bots are now referred to as Battle Drones with the old Army Bot models from the 90s acting mostly as technicians.
A (from Pretty Little Liars) has recently joined the Empire of Darkness. On a related note, the remains of the Goa'uld Empire, now named the Goa'uld Dark EMOD Legion has joined the Dark EMOD Legion. Goa'uld Dark EMOD Legion is led by a Goa'uld named Lucifer who, instead of a human host, walks around in a robot body that resembles the armor worn by Necropolis Guard only pitch black. Lucifer's army consists of Legionised Jaffa, including Horu
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 78
It's the 4th of July, and Hottie's home alternate Earth has been liberated from the Empire of Darkness' control, thanks to Hottie herself and the Department of Hotness. Also, the version of Barack Obama from the Hottieverse has been rescued from the Empire's imprisonment.
Later that day, Chug & Yak (from the Mondo Media cartoon of the same name) has recently joined Team Sonic. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Enchanted Forest from ABC's Once Upon a Time. Hottie pulls out her gold-Vibranium axe, drinks some Gummiberry Juice, sucks on a lemon and eats a Flight Berry, thus transforming into a more powerful version of Hottie With Lemon, who not only has the power to throw lemon grenade but also has the power of flight and super strength. "Bombs away!" says Hottie as she flies around dropping lemon grenades at a bunch of Mechanoids. A horde of Goombas try to corner Superman but he simply blows them all away with his super br
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The most powerful members of the Department of Hotness, comprised of Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle, Goku in his Super Saiyan God form, Thor with Full Odin Force and Rune Magic, the Incredible Hulk and Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode, face off against Super Nekrotor. After a long fight Super Nekrotor is defeated. "I wish for Super Nekrotor to be de-fused" wished Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle with her unicorn horn. And just like that, Super Nekrotor was split back into regular Nekrotor and Nekron. The Hulk then smashes the Black Lantern Central Power Battery, killing all the Black Lanterns in the process.
The DigiDestined (Digimon Adventure, Digimon Adventure 02 & Digimon Froniter), the Digimon Tamers and DATS (from Digimon data Squad) have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Apocalymon, Daemon, the D-Reaper and Lucemon have joined the Department of Hotness. Also, Lucius N
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It turns out that Captain Linkara AKA Mirrorkara was hired by Carmen to assassinate Linkara during the events of the 300th episode of Atop the 4th Wall.
The Department of Hotness arrive in Empire City in one of the most craziest universes in the multiverse, the universe of Frank Miller's Holy Terror. The Empire of Darkness hasn't invaded this universe yet so our heroes pass the time by fighting terrorist, but in a non-violent method. Instead of the usual Frank Miller-style violence shown in Holy Terror, the Department of Hotness defeat the terrorists... by giving them Hostess fruit pies. After the terrorist receive their Hostess fruit pies they quit terrorism forever, thus ending the War on Terror. When our heroes arrive back at Empire City, they see this universe's champion, the Fixer,... chasing a squirrel cause he think he's a terrorist disguised as a squirrel (he's not, he just a squirrel). "Come back here, terrorist!" screamed the Fixer, "Squeak squeak" squeake
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 75
Sometime in January Trope-Tan appeared in fromt of Mr. X, Nite Bat & The Comic and took away their powers they gained in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World for no apparent reason, thus returning them the Bad@$$ Normal status.
Crack Duck, from Mondo Media, has recently joined Team Sonic. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are are fighting the Empire of Darkness in Oz (from ABC's Once Upon a Time). Hottie is seen wielding her gold-Vibranium katana while riding on Lavasaurus who riding on Movie Grimlock who's riding on Godzilla's head. "I'm Hottie and you're fired!" shouted Hottie while raising her katana up, "ROAR!" roared both Lavasaurus and Grimlock, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla. Mr. Needful sends an armada of EMOD starfires to attack Hottie but Godzilla simply destroys them all with his thermonuclear breath. Linkara borrows the Angry Video Game Nerds Super NES armor, thus becoming Super NES Linkara, and combats a horde of Mechanoids. destroys half of
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 1Our story begins out on the Atlantic Ocean. A flock of Wingull flies above the sky and a school of Mantyke and their evolved forms, Mantine, play and splash above the waves. A galleon passes by. On the ship were sailors who love nothing more than working and singing about sailing.
Sailors: (singing) I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waitin' for you
In mysterious fathoms below
On the quarter deck holding on backstay, was a brave young man named Prince Ash and his Pikachu and Charizard. All three were enjoying the ocean more than any of the sailors onboard the ship.
Ash: Isn't this great, guys? The salty sea air, the wind blowin' in your face...
Charizard: (growls with approval)
Ash: (exhales) Ah, perfect day to be at sea!
Close by was Jacob, Ash's closest human friend and advisor from the Scottish isles.
Jacob: Och, aye. Delightful.
As Ash went over to help a sailor tie up one of th
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 6It was Day 2 now of Serena being human. The morning sunlight bathed the kingdom with its radiance. Ash and Serena were getting ready for their tour. Serena now had on a light pink blouse with a dark pink dress that reached her calves. And of course, she was barefoot.
They were escorted to a carriage that would be pulled by a Rapidash. Pikachu and Charizard wanted to come along, but Ash told them it would be just the two of them, so the two Pokémon stayed at the castle. Before they got ready, Sebastian managed to sneak onto the carriage without anyone, except for Serena, knowing it.
Queen Delia, Jacob and Sally came to see them off. As they started the tour, Serena was amazed by the kingdom and its beauty. At one point, she got herself upside down and saw the wheels and the hoofs of Rapidash from a different perspective.
As they were crossing the bridge, Sandy jumped up from the water and saw Sebastian.
Sandy: (whispers) Has he kissed her yet?
Sebastian: (whispers) Not yet.
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 5Prince Ash lived in a kingdom by the sea. It had a beautiful beach, but the pride of the entire kingdom was its castle. It was a gorgeous castle which was also right next to the beach. At the beach Ash was playing Serena's melody with his flute. Pikachu stood by him, while Charizard, being the fire-type that he was, was sun-bathing close by.
When Ash stopped playing the song, he seemed discouraged. And even though they didn't speak the same language, both Pikachu and Charizard knew what was wrong with him.
Ash: (sighs) That voice. I can't get it outta my head. (pause) I've looked everywhere, guys. Where could she be?
At another part of the beach, not far away from the castle, Serena, Sandy and Sebastian were exhausted from their journey. Serena felt tired from being carried. But then she remembered something... As she sat in the water, she looked down at her lower body; Where once was a mermaid tail were her new human legs, as well as a piece of gr
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 2Meanwhile, in the royal audience chamber, King Drayden and Sebastian were being firm with Serena, while Sandy watched the whole thing from behind a column.
King Drayden: (sighs) I just don't know what we're going to do with you, young lady.
Serena: Daddy, I'm sorry, I just forgot, I...
King Drayden: As a result of your careless behavior...
Sebastian: Careless and reckless behavior!
King Drayden: ...The entire celebration was, er...
Sebastian: Well, it was ruined! Dat's all. Completely destroyed! Dis concert was to be the pinnacle of my distinguished career. Now T'anks to you, I am the laughing stock of the entire kingdom!
Suddenly, Sandy rushed into the throne room.
Sandy: But it wasn't her fault! Uh, well, first, uh, this Sharpedo chased us. Yeah, yeah. And we tried to, but we couldn't, and... Grrrrrrrrr! And, and we - Whoooaaaaaa! Ah, and then we were safe. But then this Wingull came, and was this is this, and that is that, and...
King Drayden: Wingull? What?
Sandy realized what she
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 4Meanwhile, Sandy was leading Serena back to her secret grotto.
Serena: Sandy, why can't ya just tell me what this is all about?
Sandy: You'll see. It's a surprise.
Sandy showed Serena what it was. Serena couldn't believe her eyes.
Serena: Oh, Sandy.
It was the statue of Prince Ash right at the center. Serena was so overwhelmed with happiness, she hugged Sandy.
Serena: Sandy you're the best! (goes to the statue) It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. (giggles) "Why Ash, run away with you?" (giggles) "This is all so... So sudden."
As she was feeling happier than ever, who should completely ruin the moment but King Drayden.
Serena: (gasps) Daddy?!
There stood her father looking angry, like any scolding father, behind him was Sebastian, looking very sorry. Sandy hid behind a reef, looking at Serena who was not in big trouble.
King Drayden: (firmly) I consider myself a reasonable merman. As King, I set certain rules, and as such, I expect those rules to be obeyed.
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 9With Morana's destruction, all of the kelp creatures in her lair began to return to their normal forms as merpeople.
The trident fell to the bottom of the sea where King Drayden stood and he too is changed back to normal.
Next morning, Serena watched Ash and his Pokémon from a rock. Behind her were King Drayden and Sebastian.
King Drayden: She really does love him, doesn't she, Sebastian?
Sebastian: (nods) Mmm. Well, it's like I always say, Your Majesty; Children got to be free to lead dere own lives.
King Drayden: You... Always say that?
Sebastian chuckled modestly, as King Drayden took another look toward his youngest daughter.
King Drayden: (sighs) Well... Then I guess there's just one problem left.
Sebastian: And what's dat, Your Majesty?
King Drayden: How much I'm going to miss her.
Sebastian wasn't entirely sure about what King Drayden was talking about. But then, King Drayden used his trident to cast magic upon Serena. Serena looked down and gasped as she saw
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 8Up on the surface, Prince Ash was rowing on a lifeboat, with Pikachu accompanying him.
Jacob: Ash! What're ye doin', laddie?!
Ash: Jake, I lost her once. I'm not gonna lose her again!
Jacob: But Ash...!
Voice: That's enough.
Jacob and Sally turn to Queen Delia. Though she was concerned, but after seeing her son being so brave, she smiled.
Sally: Your Highness?
Queen Delia: Let him go. My son has made his decision. Be careful, Ash!
Ash: Thanks, mom! Charizard, stay with the ship and look after everyone!
Charizard, being the loyal to Ash as much as Pikachu was, nodded his head while Ash and Pikachu set off to save Ash's little mermaid.
Ash: (thinks) Hang on, Serena! I'm on my way!
Meanwhile, Serena was getting closer and closer to becoming one of Morana's kelp creatures.
Morana: Now... Do we have a deal?
After thinking it over, King Drayden decided he had no choice, and using his trident, signed the contract over Serena's signature.
Morana: Ha! It's done then.
Serena was back to n
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 7It was the morning of the 3rd day of Serena being human. Scuttle was flying... Straight toward Serena's window
Scuttle: Serena! Serena, wake up! Wake up! I just heard the news. Congratulations, kiddo, we did it!
Serena awoke unaware of what Scuttle was talking about.
Serena: (thinks) What's going on?
Sebastian woke up as well, not feeling in the mood for Scuttle right now.
Sebastian: (yawns) What is dis bird-brain babbling about?
Scuttle: Right. As if you two didn't know... The whole town's buzzin' about the prince gettin' himself hitched this afternoon!
Serena and Sebastian still had no idea what he was talking about.
Scuttle: Y'know, he's getting married.
Sebastian: Are you sure?
Scuttle: I'm positive, you silly sidewalker! (to Serena) I just wanted to wish ya luck. I'll catch ya later, I wouldn't miss it! (flies away)
Serena still wasn't sure about what Scuttle was talking, until she realized something.
Serena: (thinks) Maybe... He wants to propose to me!
She was so ha
Pokemon: The Little Mermaid Fanmake Chapter 3Some days later, as a school of Finneon swam by the temple of Samiya, the older sisters were in their dressing room. Marina, the second eldest daughter, was applying some kind of face mask on herself. Misty, the third eldest, swam over to her.
Misty: (sarcastically) Don't look now, but it looks like breakfast just exploded on your face.
Marina: For your information, it's plankton extract and sea-salt.
Misty: Oooh, pretty.
Marina: It reduces wrinkles, and it won't cloud your pores.
Misty: (scoffs) Whatever.
Meanwhile, May, the fourth eldest, was looking for her hair brush, when she came across Dawn, the second youngest. It seemed to May that Dawn always had her stuff. And of course, there some of her stuff were, among Dawn's stuff.
May: Uh, is that my brush?
Dawn: Oh, so that's where it went.
May: My lucky sea-shells?
Dawn: Uh, they're not that lucky.
Then, May discovered a plush Kingdra underneath their vanities.
May: (gasps, grabs it) Mr. Fuzzyfinkles!
Dawn: Aw, he's so cute. L
The Best VHS in the WorldThere once was a talking dog named Jason F. Mueller. One day he was speeding when a police car followed him. Instead of pulling over he speed up, the police car then chased Jason. Not only was Jason speeding buy he was slightly drunk and wasn't wearing a seat belt. Jason soon spotted a mall and (cause he saw it in The Blues Brothers) drove right through it. Jason ran over a few people while driving in the mall (they survived though). After driving through the mall, the police were still chasing him. Jason also drove through a few houses, ran a few stop lights, causing massive car crashes (everyone lived though), and ran over a few people (they lived too), not to mention he ran over some mail boxes. In the end, for some strange reason, Jason get's abducted by a UFO and the UFO explodes. The End.
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