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Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 84
After an epic battle in Earth in the Sonic video game universe, the Death Clock is heavily damaged and has crash landed somewhere near Holoska. With the Death Clock current in repair, Carmen now uses a new starship called the "EMOD Carrier" as her current base of operations, as well as the current flagship for the EMOD Armada. The EMOD Carrier resembled a submarine with Nacelles.
Carmen has recently created her own Transformer named Actionmaster. Actionmaster is six foot tall and powered by Nucleon. Actionmaster is also live-action, meaning the Transformer technology he is derived from originates from the Tyran universal cluster (AKA the Transformers live-action film series universe). While lacking the ability to transform himself, he makes up for it with his bird-like drone Garboil who can shape shift into any weapon thanks to being reverse engineered from KSI technology. Actionmaster makes up for his size by piloting a Transformer-sized exo-suit. Actionmaster goes
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 83
Sabrina Spellman (from Sabrina: The Animated Series) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Time the Witch Smeller has joined the Empire of Darkness. On an unrelated note, Hottie has replaced her utility belt with a purse similar to one carried around by Honey Lemon from the upcoming Disney movie "Big Hero 6".
"I wish for Mecha-King Ghidorah, Destoroyah and Zilla to be brought back to life" wished Carmen using her one of her unicorn horns, and thus the "Revived Heisei Kaiju Corps" is born, which is comprised of Kaiju from the Heisei Godzilla universe. The Revived Heisei Kaiju Corps is then sent to the version of Neverland from ABC's Once Upon a Time to test out how destructive they are when they've joined forces. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to stop them. While the rest of the Department of Hotness are fighting a horde of Mechanoids led by Dr. Ricksano, Super Neutro Lagann, co-piloted by Hottie and Linkara goes
EMOD Armada* Death Clock (Original Generation)
* EMOD Warships (Original Generation)
* Airships (Suer Mario Bros. 3)
* Motherships (Transformers: Dark of the Moon)
* Dreadnoughts (Farscape)
* Technodrome (Turtles Forever)
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 82
Long before the events of the Regular Show episode "Skips in the Saddle", Desdemona, formerly known as the Winter Assassin, was killed after helping out the Department of Hotness in a battle against the Empire of Darkness.
Alex DeLarge has recently fallen in love with Frost. But there's one problem, Alex is 71 and Frost is a teenager. So Alex meets up with Uni-Man asking him to make him a teenager again with his magic. "I wish for Alex to be a teenager again" Wished Uni-Man with his unicorn horn. And just like that Alex went from looking like an aged Malcolm McDowell to resembling Ross Lynch. A new, younger Alex then showed off his new look to Frost, "Well, what do ya think?" said Alex to Frost, "Wow!" said Frost, which was all Frost did say.
Princess Peach and Princess Rosalina, whom Peach invited on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, are out in space wearing space suit when all of a sudden, the Empire of Darkness' massive armada attacks a certain part of
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 81
Moka Akashiya (from Rosario + Vampire), Alex (from A Clockwork Orange), Fil Nilvalen (from No Game No Life) and a super heroine named Manuke Pinku have recently joined Team Frost
One again, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Land Without Magic, only this time they are fighting in Boston. As usual there are a ton of explosions and a whole bunch of buildings falling down. While the rest of the Department of Hotness are fighting a horde of Mechanoids, as well as the rest of the Empire's army, Neutro Lagann, co-piloted by Hottie and Linkara, is fighting an armada of EMOD Starfighters. Neutro Lagann combines with Tsubasamaru (from Ninja Sentai Kakuranger), forming "Super Ninja Combination Super Neutro Lagann" (or Super Neutro Lagann for short), gaining greater power, as well as the power of flight. "I feel the need..." said Hottie, "...the need for speed!" said both Hottie and Linkara at the same time. Super Neutro Lagann then flew up in
* Frost (original character)
* Lola Sonner (Charlie and Lola)
* Coraline Jones (Coraline)
* Lumpy Space Princess (Adventure Time)
* Whitney & Britney Biskit (Littlest Pet Shop)
* Tekno the Canary (Sonic the Comic)
* Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)
* Mona Parker (Mona the Vampire)
* Katy (Katy the Caterpillar)
* Moka Akashiya (Rosario + Vampire)
* Alex Delarge (A Clockwork Orange)
* Kai/Manuke Pinku (original character)
* Fil Nilvalen (No Game No Life)
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 80
Shovel Knight, Space Dandy and his crew have recently joined Team Sonic.
The Department of Hotness are once again fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Land Without Magic, only this time the epic battle is in New Jersey. "I told you a I'd *URP* be back" said Dr. Ricksano. As usual the battle causes lots of explosions and lots of falling down buildings. While the rest of the Department of Hotness are fighting a horde of Mechanoids, as well as the rest of the imperial army, Linkara, while piloting Neutro, was fighting a Cylinder that was enlarged by Kamek's magic. Halfway during the battle, Hottie, while piloting her Lagann, combines her Gunman with Neutro by drilling into it's head. This combination leads to the creation of "Neutro Lagann", which resembles Neutro but is red and wears a pair of sunglasses that resemble the same kind worn by Gurren. "I AM A MAN!" shouts Linkara as Neutro Lagann punches the gigantic Cylinder, denting it in the process. Neutro Lagann th
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 79
Dr. Beeswax changed the name of his empire from the Tropolis Empire to the Beeswax Empire on the count of the fact that he thinks it sounded better. Also Dr. Beeswax has created a new breed of Beeswax Bots (as seen in Supetastic 6: Year 2) that is powered by organic batteries (small animals). There is also a variation of Beeswax Bots called Grand Bots, which are powered by humans. On a unrelated note, the Mark II Army Bots are now referred to as Battle Drones with the old Army Bot models from the 90s acting mostly as technicians.
A (from Pretty Little Liars) has recently joined the Empire of Darkness. On a related note, the remains of the Goa'uld Empire, now named the Goa'uld Dark EMOD Legion has joined the Dark EMOD Legion. Goa'uld Dark EMOD Legion is led by a Goa'uld named Lucifer who, instead of a human host, walks around in a robot body that resembles the armor worn by Necropolis Guard only pitch black. Lucifer's army consists of Legionised Jaffa, including Horu
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 78
It's the 4th of July, and Hottie's home alternate Earth has been liberated from the Empire of Darkness' control, thanks to Hottie herself and the Department of Hotness. Also, the version of Barack Obama from the Hottieverse has been rescued from the Empire's imprisonment.
Later that day, Chug & Yak (from the Mondo Media cartoon of the same name) has recently joined Team Sonic. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Enchanted Forest from ABC's Once Upon a Time. Hottie pulls out her gold-Vibranium axe, drinks some Gummiberry Juice, sucks on a lemon and eats a Flight Berry, thus transforming into a more powerful version of Hottie With Lemon, who not only has the power to throw lemon grenade but also has the power of flight and super strength. "Bombs away!" says Hottie as she flies around dropping lemon grenades at a bunch of Mechanoids. A horde of Goombas try to corner Superman but he simply blows them all away with his super br
PKMNA Battle - SCIENCE vs. FAITH! LET'S-A GOOOO!:iconPKMN-Armonia: VERSUS :iconStMortiel:
Fighters from Armonia
Muta Lacarde and Rufi Mclean
Fighters from St. Mortiel
Eve Amity Evrstone and Trisha Aleishia Veradect
Items Optional. Time Limit Set.
Trisha: Trisha smiled, pulling her leaf blades out from her hair and looking them over. "Well, are you ready Eve? Because I sure am..." She smiled, straightening her uniform and taking a ready stance.
Shadow the Hedgehog's Fancy New Look Part 1Shadow the Hedgehog's Fancy New Look
[At the Knothole Memorial Hospital at Knothole St., Metropolis, Kerwin, Shadow the Hedgehog is having a sex change operation]
Shadow the Hedgehog: I hope this won't hurt.
Doc Houston: Okay. Just hold still. [the doctors give Shadow some female parts]
Doctor 1: Is it done?
Doc Houston: I don't know.
Doctor 2: Houston. I have a problem.
Doc Houston: What?
Doctor 2: Nothing.
Doc Houston: It's done.
Shadia: I feel pretty.
[At the Metropolis Mega Mall food court]
Sonic the Hedgehog: Mmmmm. A footlong chili cheese dog. [he eats his footlong Chili Cheese Dog] Yummy!
Amy Rose: Look at him. Eating like a cave man.
Sally Acorn: I bet.
Shadia: Hey, Sonic.
Sonic: SHADOW!? You're a girl!?
Shadia: I got sex change operation. I'm now Shadia.
Sonic: Cool. But you need some clothes.
Shadia: Oh. [they went to a store, where Sonic gives Shadia some clothes]
Sonic: You look stylish!
[At the Cul-De-Sac]
Prentis the Hedgehog: Who's that lady?
Chat with Mr. C and BellaMr. C: Ya I'm the younger bro of Bell (my sis, Beatles24) now let's get this straight. I'm NOT artistic. I'm a stick figure guy, though when I try hard I'm ok. I'm sorta like Brain Epstein and the Beatles. My sis is what, Paul, John and etc.. and I'm Brian. I come up with random ideas and she sketches it out, it's cool.
Bella: I didn't know you could talk so efficiently like that.
Mr. C: It's time my older sis that u grow up.
Bella: I'll get you later.
Mr. C: ya right. Alright so anyways I was born on Oct. the fourth. ya like thanks a lot mom. Couldn't u have waited like five more days. Luved to have been born on the same day as Lennon. and I was THAT close. Oh joy.
Bella: And I got Paul XD
Mr. C: Shut up Bell.
Bella: Ooh I'm gonna tell mom.
Mr. C: Then I'll tell her about ur cussing.
Bella: I hate black mail.
Mr. C: Welcome to the world my sis
Bella: Shut up ...
Mr. C: See, I'm the funny one (don't mention the creativeness girls) and she's the dope.
Bella: Excuse me. Ya this is the ki
Shadow the Hedgehog's Fancy New Look Part 2Narrator: Let me continue this story. Shadow got sex change operation. Sonic got three wives. And they're respective wives got pregnant. After a few months, What do their babies look like?
Narrator's Wife: My baby is kicking very fast!
Narrator: Don't worry! Help is on the way!
[At the Tri-State Hospital]
Sonic: It's okay, Amy. Help is on the way.
Amy: our baby's kicking!
Shadia: Oh! I guess sex change operation is a really terrible idea! I guess I'll stay as a lady like Mr. Garrison!
Prentis: Don't worry, babes! Our baby is coming!
Lizzie: Yeah, Prentis.
Trent: Nya. I'll promise our respective parents will not be mad!
Prof. Professor: Okay. Just stay right here!
Prentis: And now the hardest part, waiting.
Prof. Professor: Okay. Now push! [the babies give birth]
Prof. Profeesor: You can come in now.
Amy: Sonic. Look.
Sonic: Aww. How cute. I'll name the blue one with pink markings Sonic Jr.
Amy: And I'll name the pink one with blue marking
Encuntrame Cap. 2POV Ian
Me encantaria contarte que tuvimos una profunda revelacion durante nuestra caida, que aceptamos nuestra propia mortalidad, que nos reirmos en la cara de la muerte, pero lo único que pensábamos y gritabamos era : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!Cuando estabamos por chocar contra el suelo todo se volvio negro. Entonces escuche dos voces femeninas con un tono preocupado, pero no entendí lo que decian, luego de eso ya no supe mas nada
Me revolvi entre los acolchados de mi cama maldiciendo todo lo existente por tener que levantarme tan jodidamente temprano para ir al estúpido colegio. Se que son demaciadas puteadas para ser tan temprano, pero que mas daba. - pare la canción Tonight que sonaba en mi despertador-. Sonrei un poco y me baje de la cama di un salto tropezandome con mi perra que luego de hacerme caer dando una voltereta me miro y volvio a dormir. Aun medio dormida revise mi celular. Tenía al menos 7 mens
I Can't Be The Only Sonic! Part 2 PREViEWNarrator: When we last left our heroes, they enter other universes. Where will they end up next?
Tails: We're home?
Sonic: That doesn't look like home.
Defense System Knuckles: Intruders detected! Intruders detected! Exterminating!
Onion Kid Sonic: Hey.
Sonic: You're Sonic, right?
Onion Kid Sonic: Yep. This is Amy.
Tough Amy: Hey.
Onion Kid Sonic: And this is Knuckles.
Defense System Knuckles: I'm very strong.
Tails: You got another Tails?
Onion Kid Sonic: Yep. The Tails in our universe is a Kitsunika. Open this box, and you'll see if he's dead or alive.
Tails: Okay. It's dead.
Kitsunika Tails: Hi!
Tails: It's alive!
Sonic: Wow! Another string? AWWW! COME ON! [the pulled another cosmic string, sending them back to their universe] Huh?
BOOMiverse Sonic: Huh?
Classic Sonic: Huh?
Sonic: Home sweet home! What are you doing back here!?
Sonics: You send us here!
Prentis the Hedgehog: [wistling the DarkWing Duck theme song] What the? Sonics
SHETYOU THREE :iconpootiswithsitoop: :iconluzthekiller34: :iconuncle-crusty: must answer these questions
1. Should everyone have a Shrek?
2. Who parked their car on my sandvich?
3. SeeS or SooS
4. Do you want a fat lady in a donkey's ass? Please, I've been trying to sell that thing for years!
5. If someone says they never lie, are they lying or telling the truth?
a new hero comes forthA new hero comes forth
It begins on a hot summer day in July sunny hot humid and our man Dave puts his earbuds in plays some music Dave is your normal hardworking fun guy who decides to go for a jog
Dave; awesome lets run cause there’s nothing else to do
He takes off down the street and runs by some other people but BOOM he passes out and comes too
Dave; oww my head
As he holds his head and a woman comes up to him freaking out
Woman; are you ok I’m so sorry
Dave gets up and looks at her and jumps
Dave; ahh what’s going on!!!
He yells is shock as he looks around everything looks like an anime
Dave; ware am I
The woman looks at him and sees blood run down his head
Woman; your hurt!
Dave runs away
Dave; what is going on what is this
He stops and gets ahold of him self
Dave; wait if I’m in an anime then I need to seize the moment
He hears yelling
Girl; stop now or we will shoot
Guy; if you want to kill the girl then shoot
Dave goes to see then the guy runs towards h
Act II: Scene 7: The Peeping Peeta
Scene 7: The Peeping Peeta
Katniss tosses Peeta into his room, slams the door, and walks back to her own room. She opens her door with more force than necessary smacking the Redheaded Avox in her tongueless mouth. Realizing she hit something, Katniss turns around quickly.
Katniss: Oh Gosh!!!! I'm so sorry!
The Redheaded Avox gestures an okay sign. Katniss' face turns sympathetic.
Katniss: If you don't mind me asking, I've been wondering since we met you, what happened to you?
The Redheaded Avox gestures as if she was pulling out her tongue with two of her fingers and pretends to have a cleaver in the other hand. She then gestures that the cleaver falls on her tongue, lets out an ear-splitting scream, and pretends to faint. She then gets up and expands her arms in a "TADA!" motion. Katniss claps for her effort and the Redheaded Avox bows generously.
Katniss: I think I know how you feel, you would never believe the day I've had.
The Best VHS in the WorldThere once was a talking dog named Jason F. Mueller. One day he was speeding when a police car followed him. Instead of pulling over he speed up, the police car then chased Jason. Not only was Jason speeding buy he was slightly drunk and wasn't wearing a seat belt. Jason soon spotted a mall and (cause he saw it in The Blues Brothers) drove right through it. Jason ran over a few people while driving in the mall (they survived though). After driving through the mall, the police were still chasing him. Jason also drove through a few houses, ran a few stop lights, causing massive car crashes (everyone lived though), and ran over a few people (they lived too), not to mention he ran over some mail boxes. In the end, for some strange reason, Jason get's abducted by a UFO and the UFO explodes. The End.
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