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Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 32
The Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness New Salem in the Monster High universe. The town is in ruin and hundreds of Normies are killed by the Empire. Both Pearl and Amethyst use Gold Flowers to transform into "Gold Pearl" and "Gold Amethyst", who then starts shooting fireballs at a bunch MK-II Foot Soldiers, who dissolves into gold coins. Then out of nowhere, King Ghidorah arrives and starts causing even more damage to the already devastated New Salem and killing even more Normies. Gold Pearl and Gold Amethyst then fuse into "Gold Opal", who then eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to King Ghidorah's size. Gold Opal then starts shooting gold fireballs at King Ghidorah, which causes him to bleed gold coins. Hottie sucks on a lemon and transforms into Uni-Hottie With Lemon, she pulls out a flask filled with Gummiberry Juice out of her utility belt and drinks it, thus gaining temporary super strength, she then uses her Super Kaio-ken to take out the Ginyu Force. Axe Cop Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 33
"Prologue"
March 2, 2014: The Continuity Force, a mysterious force that makes fiction stay in canon, erases the memories of the cast of 2012 TMNT cartoon of ever meeting their 1987 counterparts, which is the reason they never recognized them in the episode "The Manhattan Project". The cast of the 2012 cartoon were then sent to the Prime Zone so that Nicole could restore their memories one at a time.
"Act II"
Present day: Lavasaurus (from Axe Cop: Bad Guy Earth) has been made an honorary member of the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, all of the "Let It Go" videos on YouTube have formed into a monster called the "Meme Monster". The Meme Monster is similar to the Countdown Monster from Atop the 4th Wall only bigger (about the size of Godzilla) and made of those "Let It Go" videos people made on YouTube. The Empire of Darkness then gains control of this monsters onto and sends him on a rampage in the Channel Awesome Universe, the Nostalgia Critic sees the destruction first hand "I knew this wo Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 34
"Act I"
Emperor Dark orders the Chopper Bunch to steal all of (or most) of the Department of Hotness' Power-Ups & Power-Up food and replace them with objects that corrupts them and turn them evil. The Empire's evil scheme might have worked if not for one thing... Chopper ended up losing them all while betting with them at a casino in Las Vegas. "Itoldja! Itoldja!" said Scrambles, "I know! I KNOW!!" said Chopper.
"Act II"
The Powerpuff Girls from Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Darkstar Council have joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Empire of Darkness launches an all out invasion on Megaville in the Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi-verse. Luckily, the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to retaliate. An epic battle ensues. The PPGD Powerpuff Girls team up with their original counterparts and take down an entire army of EMOD Warfare Agents with ease. Hottie drinks bull potion and has Lavasaurus breathe fire o Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 35
"Prologue"
Carmen wasn't always the bad person she was today. Long before the events of the first Hottie novel, And when Carmen was a child, her mom left her inventor husband because he was too busy inventing to pay any attention to. Carmen never saw her mom again. And if that weren't enough, every time Carmen wanted to spend time with her father, he was too busy. By the time she was 13, Carmen snapped, went insane and burned someone's house down. Whe the police came to arrest Carmen for arson and attempted murder, she simply used her father's latest creation, a pair of contact lenses that could strip away other people's identities and allowed the wearer to implant their thoughts and suggestions into them with just one glance, to use a sort of mind trick to convince the cops that she was innocent. Carmen then got the idea to use these contacts to get whatever she wanted.
"Act II"
The Department of Hotness went to the Dragony Dragon Witch's castle in the Axe Cop universe so that the Dra Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 36
EMOD Scientists have created a deadly new type of Mecha Mook called the EMOD Ninja. The EMOD Ninjas resemble the Mark II Foot Soldiers from Turtles Forever except they are completely black, have red eyes and have EMOD insignia on their chest. Also, these EMOD Ninja had the ability to learn from and quickly adapt to their foes' Martial Arts moves, just like the 2012 Foot-Bots. In the addition to the EMOD Ninjas, the Empire of Darkness started freeing and recruiting criminals in jail throughout Earth in the 2012 TMNT universe and, with mutagen, started creating a mutant army consisting of humans transformed into mutant akitas, fish and tigers (picture an mass produced army of Dogponds, Fishfaces and Tiger Claws). The tiger army wear uniforms that made them look like Nazi stormtrooper only instead of a swastikas on their armbands they had the EMOD insignia on them, the akita army also had the same kind of armband. Emperor Dark, while commanding the Technodrome (Turtle Forever version, the Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 37
"Act I"
Archie, Jughead, Reggie, Betty, Veronica and Hot Dog from Archie Comics have recently joined the Dept. of Hotness. Meanwhile, on board the Cityship, Carmen has hired a bounty hunter named Sir Kill-A-Lot to eliminate Hottie. Sir Kill-A-Lot resembled a armored knight wearing a jetpack. Meanwhile, halfway during another battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in Riverdale, Sir Kill-A-Lot arrives and fights Hottie. Hottie then uses an Ice Flower and transforms into Ice Hottie, gaining the power of both fire and ice. Ice Hottie then fought Sir Kill-A-Lot. Although Sir Kill-A-lot was a formitable fight, Hottie had superpowers and he didn't, Hottie then shoots ice balls at Sir Kill-A-Lot, freezing him in place.
"Act II"
In Amity Park in the Danny Phantom universe, Vlad Masters AKA Vlad Plasmius seeks vengeance on both Danny Phantom and his father, well mostly his father since he left him in space to die. Vlad searches for Sam Manson's house, gunning down fo Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 38
"Prologue"
Last time on Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Vlad Plasmius kills a bunch of people and sends Sam Mansonin a coma. Now half of Emity Park has been killed by Vlad Plasmius. Jack Fenton, while wearing powered armor and Vlad Plasmius then fought to the death on the rooftop of a building. Jack won and was prepared to kill Vlad but decided to spare his life. In the end Hottie arrived and used the unicorn horn in her utility belt to wish for everyone killed by Vlad to be brought back to life, as well as bring Sam out of her coma.
"Act II"
The Empire of Darkness has hijacked The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon wile it's on the air. Unfortunate for them, Jimmy Fallon's a member of the Department of Hotness and pushes a button under his desk to signal for them. Moments later the Department of Hotness arrives and an epic battle ensues, and the most epic part is that cameras are still rolling meaning everyone at home watching The Tonight Show is watching the battle. Jimmy Fallon uses a Sup Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 39
"Prologue"
The New Directions from Glee have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Sue Sylvester and Neo-Shocker from Skyrider have recently joined the Empire of Darkness.
"Act II"
"(Clip from Monty Python's Flying Circus) John Cleese: And now for something completely different"
Hottie (while singing): The volcano erupts on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I'm the Queen
The wind is howling like this swirling eruption inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried
Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they know
Let it burn, let it burn
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it burn, let it burn
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Let the eruption rage on
The heat never bothered me anyway
It's funny how some distance makes everything seem small
And the fears that once controlled me can't get Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 40
John Cena join the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Vince McMahon has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Dark Legion, AKA the Albion Dark Egg Legion, led by Lien-Da have somehow escaped from the zone they were banished in. Carmen recruits them, makes them The Empire's primary army, replacing the EMOD Warfare Agents, and re-names them the "Dark EMOD Legion". Also, Lien-Da becomes Emperor Dark's new 2nd-in-command, replacing General Zol. "...welcome to the Empire of Darkness" said Carmen as she shook Lien-Da's hand. Lien-Da also makes Kamen Rider Nega Decade her Kommissar. Meanwhile, The Dark EMOD Legion is sent to the Mixels universe to conquer it. Luckily, the Department of Hotness arrives just in time to stop them. "Mechanauts, attack!" said Lara-Su as she sends in a horde of Mechanauts (who haven't been seen since issue 3 of Archie Knuckles the Echidna) to attack our heroes, John Cena body slams a couple of them while Hottie ignites her fist and performs an at Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 41
"Prologue"
A few days ago, the Department of Hotness were introduced to the Crystal Gem, Diamond. Diamond is a snobby bossy girl who demands attention and thinks that they are all that. But Diamond is actually one of the most powerful Gems, so she is all that. She just loves to brag about it to everyone. And her gem is her lips, (if that's even possible) and she summons her weapon, which is a bow, by blowing a kiss. The next day, our heroes are introduced to Sapphire, Diamond's boyfriend and the first male Gem even encountered to our heroes, other than Steven Universe, who is half-Gem. His nickname is Sapph and Diamond calls him Sapphie. His Gem is under his right armpit and he has a semi-automatic machine gun for a weapon (it doesn't shoot bullets, they're more like light lasers or something). He also carries around other weapons like grenades and knifes... he's kind of a weapon expert. His personality is that he's extremely loud and obnoxious. He's a total ladies man and a perv. He's Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 42
The New Kids on the Block have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Hottie has once again donned a new super suit. This new super suit resembled Raven's Lady Legasus getup only instead of a logo of a golden leg, her leotard has a flaming H on the front. Hottie also wears her Super Jacket, a pink utility belt, a blue wig (to conceal her secret identity in her home universe) and a pair of Triangle Shades that resembles the ones worn by Kamina only golden with her new super suit. Meanwhile, Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon fights alongside Diamond and the New Kids on the Block against Emperor Dark and the Dark EMOD Legion in some random AU. The New Kids on the Block use the "Power of Rock" to blow the heads of a bunch of Mechanautss, as well as cause malfunctions in the implants of a few Dark Legion troops. "I wish for the New Kids on the Block to each have an Axe Cop Swinger 2008 axe" wished Uni-Hottie With Lemon using her unicorn horn, the New Kids on the Block then eac Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World, Ch 43
Present day: Carmen has obtained the Infinity Gauntlet all six Infinity Gems. "I wish for the Infinity Gauntlet to be used outside of the Earth-616" wished Carmen using one of her unicorn horns. And just like that she kills all the members of the Department of Hotness, including Hottie. With the Department of Hotness exterminated Carmen leads the Empire of Darkness in an all out invasion throughout the Omniverse. Innocent people get killed or Legionized and alternate Earths get conquered or blown up by the Cityship's planet-destroying laser
December 31st, 2014: Eight months and thirty days later, Carmen is now God Empress of the entire Omniverse minus Earth Prime (our world) in Multiverse Prime. Humanity of infinite Earths is on the verge of Extinction. Sentient lifeforms that haven't been killed have been Legionized against their wills. A massive portal has been constructed that leads directly to our universe. As the portal open an entire armada prepares to enter it. This is the final Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 44
"Prologue"
Five years ago: Alison Cole's got it all: She's gorgeous, dating a steamy surfer boy, and has just been crowned Beverly Hills High Freshman Class President. Then during a special "symmetry" surgery, a lightning bolt zaps her, and Alison instantly transforms into Hottie - that is, a totally sizzling superhero with the power to shoot fire from her fingers. Shunned as a Pyro-Freak, Alison must adopt dorky David Eels as her crime-fighting sidekick. Worse, she's falling for the one guy who wants to "extinguish" her forever, Junior Class President of Cuteness - and wannabe firefighter - T. Hull. But she doesn't realize that a supervillain's lurking.... Has Hottie met her match?
"Act II"
Present day: Chris Carter & the Goop-Mandos (from Creepy Crawlers) and Space Ghost, Zorak & Moltar (from Space Ghost Coast to Coast) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Professor Googengrime joins the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, Alison Cole and her friends just came bac Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 45
"Prologue"
It turns out that HYDRA (from the Marvel Cinematic Universe) have been members of the Empire of Darkness this whole time, thus making Carmen responsible for everything bad happening in the movie "Captain America: The Winter Soldier", as well as the Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. episode "Turn, Turn, Turn". And if that wasn't enough, the Empire have recently been sponsoring the Yggdrasil Corporation for their Lockseed research.
"Act II"
Trope-Tan appears out of nowhere and uses her Cosmic Retcon powers to change Kellyn Levy's superhero origin... then disappears after that. "What just happened?" said Kellyn?, I don't know said Dorinda Galen. Kellyn is now no longer Jill Frost, she is now "Marvelous Woman". In Kellyn's retconned story, she never got Bad Jack Frost's blood on her, instead she got Axe Cop Lava Bull Fire With Lemon's blood mouth during a fight with Bad Jack Frost, thus gaining all of his powers. Meanwhile, by mixing Goop with a centipede and human DNA, Professor Googengri Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 46
"Prologue"
Princess Oddette her animal sidekicks, Jean-Bob, Lorenzo "Speed" Trotalong & Puffin have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Rothbart has recently joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, it turns out that the Empire was responsible for the Heartbleed bug all along. Meanwhile, Hottie has replaced her golden axe with her golden shield as her primary weapon of choice. She still keeps the axe in DynaCap form in her utility belt though. Meanwhile, The Quickster (AKA SpongeBob SquarePants) leaves the Department of Hotness for unknown reasons.
"Act II"
Both Megas and Getter Robo fight off against Mecha-Megas MK-II. Mother Brain herself was both the pilot and the head of Mecha-Megas. Getter Robo upgrades Megas by exposing it with it's Getter Rays, transforming Megas into "Super Megas", which resembles Megas but is entirely golden and it has a golden aura. "All right! Now that's what I'm talking about! said Coop. Super Megas then fires the Getter Beam Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 47
Blankman and Other Guy have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time,  Michael "The Suit" Minelli, The Joker and King K. Rool have joined the Empire of Darkness. Also, Julie, 2012 Spinter's blind girlfriend has become an honorary member of the Deprtment of Hotness. Meanwhile, our heroes visits Aberdale in the Clarence-verse in hopes of protecting it from an invasion from the Empire. While there, Steven Universe befriends Clarence. Moments later an armada of EMOD arships arrive to invade Amberdale, as well as the rest of the world. Luckily the Department of Hotness was prepared and retaliate. Our heroes also go up against a new Crime Grime monster "Bugdeusa", who resembled medusa but more attractive, has a spider's body for a lower half and millipedes for hair instead of snakes. Bugdeusa then shows off her evil power by shooting eye beams at Amy Gillis, turning her to stone, everyone was shocked. Bugdeusa then sends out an army of Mechanauts to ravage the to Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 48
Starscream (from Transformers: Prime) has joined the Empire of Darkness. It turns out that Starscream survived after his encounter with the Predacons by the end of Predacons Rising. Meanwhile, Tad DeCartoon shaves his beard off and starts dresses like the 12th Doctor from Doctor Who. Tad also wears a scarf similar to the 4th Doctor with his new getup. Meanwhile, by mixing the DNA of both a fish and a rat in the Magaic Maker, Professor Googengrime creates the Crime Grime, "Deutalios". Kamek has no need to use his magic to enlarge Deutalios as he is already gigantic. Emperor Dark then sends Deutalios to Middleton in the Disney Channel animated Universe to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrive just in time to stop the monster. Both Hottie and Chuck Norris use Super Grapearl Lagann while Godzilla uses himself. Halfway during the epic battle, a redhead teenage girl wearing a high tech battle suit joins the fight. It was none other than Kim Possible herself. Wade has modified Kim Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 49
"Prologue"
Victoros, was among the species of Avars, an omnipotent species charged with maintaining multiverses and universes, and Victoros was never given one and was instead shunned and felt lonely and wandered the void, away from his kind searching for one. And also, after the events of Hottie 3, in which Carmen and Zorndrek were separated with Carmen being sent into the void, coincidentally to the battle between the Victoros and Marvelous Man, before he retired and gave his mantle to Kellyn Levy, and Victoros tricked Carmen into helping him gain an edge over Marvelous Man. And later on, Victoros manages to temporarily triumph over Marvelous Man and take over the Omniverse, using his omnipotent powers to begin a reign of terror. Victoros was eventually defeated by the combined might of Marvelous Man, Tad C. DeCartoon & AoStH Sonic and banished him to the Crystal Citadel. After the events of the Adventure Time episode "Escape from the Citadel" Victoros managed to escape. On a side no Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 50
"Prologue"
AoSth Sonic is back and he still looks and sounds like his modern day video game counterpart.. It turns out that his home universe has been rebooted by the Super Genesis Wave (see episode 16 of Hottie Presents). Also, Sonic has created a brand new Team sonic. Other than himself, the modern day version AoSth Tail and Knuckles the Echidna, new members include Chozen, Surly (from The Nut Job and Clarence, Sumo & Jeff (from Clarence). While not members of the Department of Hotness, Team Sonic have the same goal. Defend the Omniverse from the Empire of Darkness. Also, they travel the omniverse using Reality Travelers, the same kind invented by Rick Sanchez (from Rick & Morty). On an unrelated note, the Mr. Ts of the Multiverse also use Reality Travelers, that how they arrived at The Chronicles of Amber-verse in the last chapter.
"Act II"
Meanwhile, at what remains of the Crystal Citadel, the Empire of Darkness has conquered the entire dimension. Not only that, but the ruins/remai Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 51
Felix the Cat has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Duke of Zill, who hasn't been seen in 26 years, has joined the Empire of Darkness. On a related note, Rebecca, the daughter of the president of New Washington and Finn's new girlfriend has been made an honorary member of the Department of Hotness. Rebecca was horrified to see what happened to Finn's arm, "Finn! What happened to your arm!...and why is there a flower growing out of the stub?" said Rebecca, "it's a long story" said Finn. Meanwhile, Emperor Dark renames the Cityship "The Reckoning". Some time later the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, fights the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark in The Dark Tower-verse. Our heroes face off against a horde of Cylinders, the Duke of Zill's robot army. Hottie pulls her golden axe axe of her utility belt, sucks on a lemon and transforms into Hottie With Lemon. Hottie With Lemon also eats a Flight Berry, gaining the power of flight, and drinks Gumm Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 52
"Act I"
The Department of Hotness arrive at the Malgus Cluster's Earth in order to help this world's resistance, led by Sari Sumdac, liberate their world from the Empire of Darkness' control while at the same time Team Sonic and the Mr. Ts of the Multiverse arrive at Earth-904913 in order to help this world's resistance, led by this universe's Iron Man, liberate their world from the Empire's control. Halfway during the "Battle of Earth-904913", the cavalry arrives in the form of every single Total Drama contestant (minus Alejandro, Duncan, Heather, Jo, Lightning, and Scott) that didn't join the Department of Hotness. They are led by Gwen and they pilot super robots named "Super Titans", which are like the Titans from Titanfall only they have Arm Cannons, are powered by Getter Rays, are made of Vibranium, are capable of flight and have built in Reality Travers (the same kind developed by Rick Sanchez). After a long hard battle in both worlds, both worlds have been liberated and Hottie, Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 53
While the Department of Hotness has liberated Malgus Cluster's Earth and Earth-904913, the Empire of Darkness has still conquered over a hundred universes throughout the omniverse. Each universe is ruled by a Dark EMOD Legion chapter and each Dark EMOD Legion chapter is controlled by a "Lt. Grandmaster". Also, all members of these Dark EMOD Legion chapter are subjected to the Legionization process. On an unrelated note, Dr. Skull has been replaced by a new mad scientist named Dr. Ricksano, who is basically a cross between Rick Sanchez (from Rick & Morty) and Dr. Insano (from The Spoony Experiment), also he dresses like Dr. Linksano (from Atop the 4th Wall). Meanwhile, by putting a rock, matches, and the combined DNA of a dragon and a lion in the Magic Maker, Professor Googengrime creates yet another Crime Grime monster, whose name is Firelion. Emperor Dark then unleashes Firelion at some random alternate Earth to conquer. Luckily the Department of Hotness arrives to stop the giant mons Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 54
"Prologue"
A few day ago, the Department of Hotness were fighting the Empire of Darkness in Stoolbend, VA in the Fuzzy Door Universe. Long story short, the battle destroyed Cleveland Brown's house, thus leading to events of the Family Guy episode "He's Bla-ack!".
"Act II"
The Department of Hotness and Team Sonic are fighting the Eggman Empire, led by Dr. Eggman (AKA modern day AoStH Dr. Robotnik), in Pigeon Forge, TN in Earth Minor (AKA the Hub World of Multiverse Prime, as well as the rest of the omniverse). As you already know, the AoStH universe has ben rebooted by the Super Genesis Wave, but what you didn't know is that, for reasons unknown, Modern day AoStH Sonic & Tails, Dr. Eggman, Scratch, Grounder & Coconuts remember the old timeline. Halfway during the battle, a super heroine arrives with a Reality Traveler and uses her ice powers to freeze all the Badniks, then shatters them, freeing all the Flickies trapped inside. The rest of the Eggman Empire then retreats after that. "Wh Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 55
"Prologue"
Sometime in 2009: five years go... he surfaced. His was Nekrotor, the King of the Unlining. Nekrotor was an embodiment of death on a cosmic level, and wishes to consume all positive and negative life force in the omniverse. Nekrotor's army... the Black Sentinel Corps, a horde of undead revenants composed of almost every single deceased fictional characters throughout fiction. Luckily the Black Sentinel Corps were opposed by an army composed of almost every single living fictional character throughout fiction led by Marvelous Man of the Justice Legion, Modern day AoStH Sonic and Thaddeus C. DeCartoon. The war lasted from 2009 to early 2010. Eventually Nekrotor was defeated and banished back from the Dimension of the Unliving.
"Act II"
Present day: Atomic Betty (who is now 17 years old and resembles her future self in the series finale), Sparky and X-5 joins the Dept. of Hotness while at the same time Maximus IQ joines the Empire of Darkness. On an unrelated note, it has been Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 56
"Prologue"
Sometime in 2008: An cosmic being named the Anti-Observer threatened to devour almost every single universe within the omniverse. Luckily he was opposed by an army composed of almost every single living fictional character throughout fiction led by Marvelous Man of the Justice Legion, Modern day AoStH Sonic and Thaddeus C. DeCartoon. The Supetastic 6 was involved in this fight as well. The Anti-Observer was eventually defeated.
"Act II"
Present day: John Schnatter, AKA Papa John of Papa John's Pizza, has joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, Carmen has fired Dr. Ricksano. Since Carmen had super intelligence thanks to her three unicorn horns (from the Axe Cop universe) on top of her head, she didn't really need a mad scientist. Also Marvelous Man is back and the Justice Legion has reformed. Also, Kellyn Levy changes her superhero name from Marvelous Woman to "Axe Gal". As Axe Gal, Kellyn wears a super suit similar to that of Captain Axe from Axe Cop, she even has her o Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 57
"Prologue"
Sometime in 1996: During Tad C. DeCartoon's glory days, he fought his archenemy "Dr. Beeswax", who just happened to be an anthropomorphic bee. Dr. Beeswax was the dictator of the city-state of Tropolis and commanded a horde of robots.
"Act II"
Present day: The Reckoning was destroyed in the last epic battle. Emperor Dark and his forces retreat to EMOD City to recuperate. Luckily Carmen, with her unicorn horn-empowered super intelligence, just invented a new flagship for just such occasion, it is called the "Death Clock. Meanwhile, Hottie has new weapons. her new weapons include three new katanas made of a gold-Vibranium alloy. And yes, the gold used to make is from the Axe Cop universe. And, just like most of Hottie's weapons, these katanas, when sheathed, can shrink down into DynaCap form so they can fit into her utility belt. Meanwhile, Hottie fights Daniel Bryan, who has been mind controlled by Emperor Dark by using Carmen's mind control contact lenses (he actually uses j Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 58
"Prologue"
1998: After the events of Sonic's Christmas Blast, Sonic had alot of adventures in Earth Minor. One particular adventure involved battling a super villain named Granitalon. Granitalon had a large horde of henchmen, his top henchmen/2nd-in-command was Reptilior, an anthropomorphic lizard with a british accent and a monocle. 1999: Reptilior quit Granitalon's evil organization and started his own Nebulous Evil Organization, thus becoming as great an adversary to Sonic as Dr. Robotnik has ever been.
"Act II"
Present day: The Department of Hotness receive a distress signal from Rick Sanchez in Earth Dimension C137. When out heroes arrive at Earth Dimension C137, the town where Rick and Morty live in is being attacked by a new Crime Grime monster "Space Bugzilla", who was created by the combined DNA of both Bugzilla (from the Creepy Crawlers episode of the same name) and Space Godzilla from the Heisei Godzilla timeline. "Another giant monster? Well, you know what that means? said Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 59
"Act I"
In the Post-Super Genesis Wave World, after over two week of knowing each other, Charmy and Aleah have finally become boyfriend and girlfriend. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness face off against Lockdown (from Transformers Animated), who has been hired by Carmen to eliminate Hottie. "You're big, fought bigger" said Hottie. Hottie pulls her unicorn horn out of utility belt and puts it on her forehead, thus gaining the same powers as Uni-Man. "Eat this" said Lockdown as his face opens up, revealing a retractable gun, which he fires upon at Hottie, but Hottie block the black using a magic barrier. Hottie, Uni-Avocado Lad, Uni-Girl, Uni-Man and Twilight Sparkle then uses a power move that involves all of them shooting magic beams out of their unicorn horns at once. They use this combined attack at Lockdown, knocking him out. A badly wounded Lockdown then transforms into a car and retreats.
"Act II"
The Mixels join Team Sonic while at the same time Madonna, Sonic's girlfriend, an Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 60
"Prologue"
The Department of Hotness teams up with the Flower Teen Kill Team (from TripTank) to face an entire army of Mechanoids that has invaded Washington DC in the FTKTG-verse (FYI, FTKTG stands for Flower Teen Kill Team Go). The battle last for about an an hour but the entire Mechanoid army is destroyed. "It is my pleasure, to kill." said Nari after the fight, "Uh, okay" said Hottie to Nari.
"Act II"
Team Sonic, Dr. Eggman, Orbot and Cubot are still fighting the Deadly Six. Eggman used a jet pack to avoid falling into the lava and saved Orbot and Cubot as well. Meanwhile, The Badniks and Dark Egg Legion are free from the Deadly Six's control, only to be controlled again by a mysterious cloaked figures using some sort of device. Meanwhile, during the fight, a horde of Motobugs, Egg Pawns, Egg Fighters and Dark Egg Legion troopers turn against the Deadly Six and start attack them. They also attack Dr. Eggman, Orbot & Cubot and Team Sonic as well. "What is the meaning of this!?" yell Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 61
"Prologue"
After a week of fighting, Team Sonic, Dr. Eggman, Eggman's lackeys, Orbot & Cubot, and the Deadly Six have finaly defeated Reptilior. Sonic smashes Reptilior's controlling device, thus freeing the Badniks and the Dark Egg Legion from his control. The bad news however is that Dr. Eggman is back to being leader of the Eggman Empire and has turned against Team Sonic, thus breaking their alliance.  
"Act II"
R.O.B. (from the 100 episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd) has recently joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, on board the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren, Cindy Vortex is in front of a mirror admiring herself in her space suit (the same one she wore in the Jimmy Neutron episode "King of Mars"). She is seen straightening her belt, spraying on perfume and putting on mascara & lip gloss. "Hmmm, I look good. Like, real good. Hey Libby! Come and see how good I look!" said the narcissistic Cindy, "Um, I'm right here" said Libby who was right there next to Cindy. Moments later Ci Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 62
"Act I"
Meanwhile, at the floating city of New Metropolis Zone in Genmu World, Reptilior, now called Emperor Reptilior, has recently hired Ken Penders as his image consultant. "What?" said Emperor Reptilior "You want to change my image?" "I-I kinda planned a complete makeover for you, your majesty" said Ken Penders nervously "The people you attack, they just don't like you" "I'm a merciless power-crazed dictator you idiot! I don't care weather the people like me or not! shouted Reptilior as he kicked Ken Penders out of his throne room for suggesting it, even throwing his phone and lamp at him as he fled, "Hey, good point Sire!" said Ken Penders as he fled. "But that buffoon was right in a way, this body has served his purpose" said Reptilior to himself "it's time for a change...". Reptilior then encased himself in a giant egg. He soon emerged, completely transformed and feeling rejuvenated. Reptilior's new appearance resembled that of the anthropomorphic animals seen in the modern day Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 63
"Prologue"
Trope-Tan appears out of nowhere yet again a uses her powers to create another Cosmic Retcon. Only this time she removes the superhero origins of David Eels, Kellyn Levy and Dorinda Galen, so that they have never become Uni-Avocado Lad, Uni-Girl and Axe Gal, although they're still founding members of the Department of Hotness. Trope-Tan then disappears. "What just happened?" said David, "I don't know" said Kellyn.
"Act II"
In order to destroy Hottie and the rest of the Department of Hotness, Emperor Dark goes to The Assassin Store in the Regular Show-verse in order to rent an assassin. After going through many assassins, he spots a female assassin in cryo stasis. Meanwhile, our heroes are fighting the Empire of Darkness in San Francisco in Earth Minor. There are explosions and buildings falling down everywhere. Godzilla and Megas are fighting King Ghidorah, the Generalissimo of Badan (AKA Great Leader) and Cathulhu, even more destruction ensues. Halfway during the battle... Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 64
"Prologue"
Continuing from the last chapter, despite getting owned by the Winter Assassin, the Department of Hotness manage to defeat her and drive her away. Althought the drive away part meant the the Winter Assassin needed to retaliate. Meanwhile, back at the Regular Show-verse, the owner of The Assassin Store, we'll call him Bob,  just got arrested for unpaid parking tickets, after that The Assassin Store closed down, meaning that the Winter Assassin completely belongs to Emperor Dark.
"Act II"
Hottie changes super suits... again. She now wears the one as shown on the cover of the first Hottie novel with a few differences. Her sunglasses are replaced by pink Triangles Shades (they're like the ones wor by Kamina from Gurren Lagan only they're pink) and she wear her Super Jacket around her waist. She still wears her utility belt but you couldn't tell on the count of her Super Jacket. And lastly, she is see carrying around her trademark circular shield. Meanwhile, The Space Empire Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 65
"Prologue"
170 years ago: In the Regular Show universe, fter the fight between Skips and Klorgbane, it turns out that Mona actually survived, they just forgot to check her pulse. The accident however costs her her arm. After the prom the soon to be founder of The Assassin Store found her unconscious body, gave her a prosthetic steampunk arm, injecting her with some sort of super serum and brainwashed her with some steampunk brainwashing mimachine, removing her memories in the process. That was the day she became the dreaded Winter Assassin. The reason she lived this long was because she was kept frozen under cryo stasis until she was rented for. Throughout history she was responsible for many assassinations throughout history, examples include John F. Kennedy.
"Act II"
Present day (a few days ago): After days of fighting, the Empire of Darkness-backed Eggman Empire has finally been defeated by the Department of Hotness/United Federation/Echidnaopolis/Albion/Kingdom of Knothole alliance Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 66
Rocky & Bullwinkle, Rob Simmons and Mighty Orbots have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time Fearless Leader, Boris & Natasha and SHADOW have joined the Empire of Darkness. On a related note, The Earth government run by Richard Nixon in Universe A (the Futurama universe), now called the Earthican Dark EMOD Legion, have recently joined the Dark EMOD Legion. Meanwhile, our heroes battle the Empire of Darkness in Earth Dimension C-137 (Rick and Morty universe). "W-well {burp}, I knew this was gonna happen eventually" said Rick Sanchez watching the battle on the front yard beside Morty. "Oh geeze, Rick" said Morty "W-we need to get out of here", "Calm down, Morty {burp} besides i-it's not everyday we see an interdimensional war like this up close, and {burp} we got front row seats" said Rick while sitting on a lounge chair eating popcorn. The epic battle has caused explosions and building falling down. A lot of people were trying to flee the city to get away from Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 67
"Prologue"
During a lucid dream Chris Jackson (me) decide to make Hottie to appear out of nowhere with his mind, (FYI he did this before). "Whoa, where am I.. oh, it's you again. Well, I guess I'm in the dream world again" said Hottie. So, in order to come up new ideas for his fan fiction, Chris used his mind to give Hottie new power-ups. At first he thought of giving Hottie wings to go with her detachable unicorn hon and make her a human alicorn, but the wings clashed with her cape, so he just used his mind to give her new more powerful super transformations.
"Act I"
The Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness, minus the Dark EMOD Legion, at Angel Island at the Post-Super Genesis Wave World. It turns out that the Master Emerald of this zone is one of the MacGuffins of the Omniverse. After the battle commenced, Relic the Pika and Fixit have  taken cover in a safe place. Hottie then uses all seven Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Hottie, she then use the Mas Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 68
"Prologue"
A long time ago in some alternate Earth, Emperor Dark was once an ordinary person named Julian Krad who was obsessed with a dark source of energy found in a meteorite one day but grew too obsessed to the point of seizing it for himself and thus, transformed into the evil being he currently is. While the transformation gave him superpowers, his head became nothing but an eyeball and a mass of snakes. Sometime in December 2013, during the Department of Hotness' interdimensional war against the Guild of Super Evil, Carmen found Julian and made him the Puppet King of a backup evil organization, which would soon be known as the Empire of Darkness, in case the Guild of Super Evil has fallen. Julian Drak soon donned a military unifrom and a cool helmet and took the alias "Emperor Dark". Emperor Dark and his newly formed Empire of Darknees went into hiding in some hidden pocket dimension under orders of Carmen. Come January 1st, the day the Empire of Darkness surfaced.
"Act II"
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With Emperor Dark imprisoned and the Winter Assassin defected, Lien-Da is now in charge of the Death Clock... that is until Carmen, the true leader of the Empire of Darkness arrives. Carmen now goes under the title of "Great Queen of Evil" and commands her forces while sitting on a throne inside a throne room located within the Death Clock. Carmen also has Lucius Needful (from Rick and Morty) as her new 2nd-in-command. Also, Kamen Rider Nega Decade gets promoted to Co-3rd-in-command, replacing the Winter Assassin. Also, Carmen sends Lien-Da to EMOD City in the Crystal Citadel dimension to take command of it while she's gone. Also, Jack Hench, the CEO of HenchCo Industries (from Kim Possible), is made Kommissar of the Dark EMOD Legion, he even get's Legionized, just like all the other members of the Dark EMOD Legion. Meanwhile, Lucius Needful uses Carmen's mind control contact lenses to brainwash Whis (from Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods) to fight the Department of Hotness. As it turns o Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 70
It's summer time. While everyone in Earth Prime is out enjoying summer vacation, the Department of Hotness is engaged in an all out escalating war with the Empire of Darkness on the other side of the barrier that separates Earth Prime from the rest of the Omniverse. There are even more explosions and more building falling down than ever before. Also, all of the members of the Department of Hotness are fighting with guns, but these aren't ordinary guns, these guns are made from gold from the Axe Cop universe and they all shoot rounds made out of a gold-Vibranium alloy. The type of golden guns used by the Department of Hotness include ray guns, magic guns (like the one Linkara uses), guns that shoots tornadoes of bullets & unicorns, guns that will shoot whatever you want onto you, AA-12s, Heckler & Koch G36Cs, Noveske Rifleworks Diplomats, Kimber Gold Combat II, Beretta 92FSs, M79 Grenade Launcher, AKMs, Single Action Armies, Arsenal Shipkas, AKMSs and AKMSUs. Meanwhile, the Department o Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 71
The Mii Fighters (from Super Smash Bros. 4) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Kihunters & Zoomers (from Metroid), Polar Bears (from Ice Climbers), Boom Stompers, Bumpety Bombs, Daphnes, Ornes, Mimicuties, Monoeyes, Reapers, Skuttlers, Clubberskull, Megontas & Flages (from Kid Icarus), Sneaky Spirits (from Rhythm Heaven ), Red Bulborb (from Pikmin) and Yellow Ghosts (from Find Mii) have all joined the Empire of Darkness' imperial army. Meanwhile, our heroes fight the even bigger imperial army, led by Lucius Needful, in San Francisco at some random alternate Earth (use your imagination to depict which A.E. it is). Hottie, Video Game Sonic, Archie Comics Sonic, video game Mega Man and Captain N Mega Man all use all seven Chaos Emeralds to transform into Super Hottie, two Super Sonics and two Super Armor Mega Men. The video game Super Sonic bestows some of his power to video game Tails and video game Knuckles, gaining Super Shields in the process. Thus video gam Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 72
The King of Worrms has recently joined the Empire of Darkness, Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness has recently formed an alliance with many good guy groups throughout the Omniverse. Such good guy groups that have joined the alliance include Team Frost, the Council of Ricks (from Rick & Morty), Stella & her two cats (from Bubble Witch Saga 2), Team Sonic (from the AoStH Zone), the Mr Ts of the Omniverse, the Kingdom of Acorn (from the Post-Super Genesis Wave World), the United Federation (also from the Post-Super Genesis Wave World), The Alliance (from Shadow Raiders), the Sliders, the Amber government (from The Chronicles of Amber), the Ka-tet (from the Dark Tower), the crew of The Lexx, the Sliders, the Digidestined, the Exiles (from the comic book of the same name), Sora, Donald & Goofy (from Kingdom Hearts), Melniboné (from Elric of Melniboné), The Homeward Bounders, Joey Harker & his team (from Interworld), every single faction from Planescape, all of Channel Awesome, t Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 73
The Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in Sevier County, Tennessee in some random alternate Earth. Hottie is seen riding G1 Grimlock while wielding one of her gold-Vibranium katanas in her hand. "Department of Hotness, roll out!" shouts Hottie as she leads her team into battle. Linkara and Gai Ikari switches powers, Linkara uses the Gokai Cellular to transform into Gokai Silver while Gai uses the Zeonizer to transform into Zeo Gai, which is basically Gai wearing the Zeo Linkara suit. Both Linkara and Gai, with each others powers, fight and defeat a whole bunch of Combat Roids. "I AM A MAN!" shouts Linkara as he punches one of the Combat Roids. Gai also uses Linkara's magic coin to enlarge himself so that he can assist Godzilla in his battle with King Ghidorah. Donkey Kong uses a Glod Flower to transform into "Gold Donkey Kong", who then shoots golden fireballs at a horde of Mechanauts, making them all explode into gold coins in the process. Gold Donkey Kong also Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 74
Galvatron from Transformers: Age of Extinction has recently joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, The Alliance arrives at Storybrooke, Maine at the Once Upon a Time-verse to find new allies to make their alliance even bigger. And just like that the cast of Once Upon a Time, led by Emma Swan, joined The Alliance. The Council of Ricks even gives them portal guns. "Wow! Your the daughter of Snow White in this universe?! That is so hexcelent! I'm the daughter of Snow White too back in my home universe as well!" said Apple White to Emma Swan. Before anyone can do anything, the entire armada of the Empire of Darkness arrivs and starts attacking everything. The situation becomes so dire that Emma Swan makes yet another alliance, but with Mr. Gold AKA Rumpelstiltskin. Hottie is seen riding on Lavasaurus with her gold-Vibranium katana. Frost is seen riding G1 Grimlock with a sword made of ice. Emma Swan, while wielding a sword, is seen riding Animated Grimlock who is riding Movie Grimlock w Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 75
"Prologue"
Sometime in January Trope-Tan appeared in fromt of Mr. X, Nite Bat & The Comic and took away their powers they gained in Hottie 3: The Best Fan Fic in the World for no apparent reason, thus returning them the Bad@$$ Normal status.
"Act II"
Crack Duck, from Mondo Media, has recently joined Team Sonic. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are are fighting the Empire of Darkness in Oz (from ABC's Once Upon a Time). Hottie is seen wielding her gold-Vibranium katana while riding on Lavasaurus who riding on Movie Grimlock who's riding on Godzilla's head. "I'm Hottie and you're fired!" shouted Hottie while raising her katana up, "ROAR!" roared both Lavasaurus and Grimlock, "SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla. Mr. Needful sends an armada of EMOD starfires to attack Hottie but Godzilla simply destroys them all with his thermonuclear breath. Linkara borrows the Angry Video Game Nerds Super NES armor, thus becoming Super NES Linkara, and combats a horde of Mechanoids. destroys half of Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 76
"Prologue"
It turns out that Captain Linkara AKA Mirrorkara was hired by Carmen to assassinate Linkara during the events of the 300th episode of Atop the 4th Wall.
"Act II"
The Department of Hotness arrive in Empire City in one of the most craziest universes in the multiverse, the universe of Frank Miller's Holy Terror. The Empire of Darkness hasn't invaded this universe yet so our heroes pass the time by fighting terrorist, but in a non-violent method. Instead of the usual Frank Miller-style violence shown in Holy Terror, the Department of Hotness defeat the terrorists... by giving them Hostess fruit pies. After the terrorist receive their Hostess fruit pies they quit terrorism forever, thus ending the War on Terror. When our heroes arrive back at Empire City, they see this universe's champion, the Fixer,... chasing a squirrel cause he think he's a terrorist disguised as a squirrel (he's not, he just a squirrel). "Come back here, terrorist!" screamed the Fixer, "Squeak squeak" squeake Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 77
"Prologue"
The most powerful members of the Department of Hotness, comprised of Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle, Goku in his Super Saiyan God form, Thor with Full Odin Force and Rune Magic, the Incredible Hulk and Shoutmon X7 Superior Mode, face off against Super Nekrotor. After a long fight Super Nekrotor is defeated. "I wish for Super Nekrotor to be de-fused" wished Super Hypno Double-Monkey Batgirl Axe Hottie Familsauras Rex Wrinkle with her unicorn horn. And just like that, Super Nekrotor was split back into regular Nekrotor and Nekron. The Hulk then smashes the Black Lantern Central Power Battery, killing all the Black Lanterns in the process.
"Act II"
The DigiDestined (Digimon Adventure, Digimon Adventure 02 & Digimon Froniter), the Digimon Tamers and DATS (from Digimon data Squad) have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Apocalymon, Daemon, the D-Reaper and Lucemon have joined the Department of Hotness. Also, Lucius N Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 78
"Prologue"
It's the 4th of July, and Hottie's home alternate Earth has been liberated from the Empire of Darkness' control, thanks to Hottie herself and the Department of Hotness. Also, the version of Barack Obama from the Hottieverse has been rescued from the Empire's imprisonment.
"Act II"
Later that day, Chug & Yak (from the Mondo Media cartoon of the same name) has recently joined Team Sonic. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the Enchanted Forest from ABC's Once Upon a Time. Hottie pulls out her gold-Vibranium axe, drinks some Gummiberry Juice, sucks on a lemon and eats a Flight Berry, thus transforming into a more powerful version of Hottie With Lemon, who not only has the power to throw lemon grenade but also has the power of flight and super strength. "Bombs away!" says Hottie as she flies around dropping lemon grenades at a bunch of Mechanoids. A horde of Goombas try to corner Superman but he simply blows them all away with his super br
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