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Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 7
John Crichton, Aeryn Sun, Dominar Rygel XVI, Pilot, Chiana, Stark, Scorpius and the spaceship, Moya, (all from Farscape) have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Scarran Empire have joined the Empire of Darkness. In addition to new membership, all of the Scarran Dreadnaughts are modified with interdimentional technology, like all other ship other than the City-ship and the EMOD Warships, so that they can dimension hop with the rest of the Empire's armada. Meanwhile, Uni-Man has modified Chuck Norris' Gunman, Grapearl MK-II, he removed it's head thus making it a cephalothorax just like any other Gunman. Uni-Man has also created his latest invention "Electronic Starbeast Dol MK-II", an advanced version of Space Sheriff Gavan's Zol. Zol MK-II resembles Zol in very way except it wears sunglasses and has machine gun arms. Grapearl Lagann can ride on Zol MK-II's back, thus making it a Dragon Rider. Uni-Man also created a giant fireman axe made of gold (from h
Hottie 4: Even Better Sequel, Ch. 8
King Dark (from Kamen Rider X) and Arch Orphnoch (from Kamen Rider 555) have recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, fight the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Prime Earth in the DC Multiverse. As soon as Hottie stepped foot in this universe, everybody instantly recognizes her on the count of her being a Living Legend. Every super villain on the planet started hiding as soon as they heard Hottie arrived. The only super villains of this universe who weren't hiding was the Injustice League, who were members of the Empire of Darkness. Hottie pulls out her Weapon of Choice, a gold plated fireman axe and chops off the heads of a bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents "I will chop your heads off!" shouted Hottie as she chopped their heads off. The Batman of Prime Earth uses an Invincibility Leaf and transforms into "White Raccoon Batman". White Raccoon Batman flies up to King Ghidorah and punches him in the face (on his middle
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Butch Coolidge (from Pulp Fiction) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Marsellus Wallace has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe similar to Earth Prime called Earth Alpha, there lived a sad young woman named Miriam. Miriam had friends that left her, her family hated her, she was bullied on the streets and she feels that she couldn't do anything right. At that same time, the Department of Hotness has once again defeated the Empire of Darkness in an awesome battle. After the battle, Hottie and the rest of the Department of Hotness were waving to those that are cheering and thanking him. But there is one man on a cell phone telling Miriam frantically to not leave their apartment and that he would be on his way directly. Hottie, while in her Super Hottie Goddess form, had listened to the conversation on the cell phone on the count of her super hearing. "I gotta take care of something, I'll be right back" said Hottie to her te
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The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by General Zol, in Turtle Prime (AKA the Mirage Comics TMNT universe). Our heroes are up against the Technodrome (from Turtles Prime) and an army of Foot Ninjas (the Mirage Comics versions, the robotic 1987 series versions, the Cyber Foot Ninja from Back to the Sewer, the Robot Foot Ninjas from Turtles Forever and the robotic versions from season 2 of the 2012 series), Mutant Foot Soldiers (from Turtles Forever and the Kraang. The EMOD Warfare Agents were there too. "Booyakasha!" shouted the 2012 Turtles, "It's ninja time!" shouted the 4Kids Turtles "Cowabunga!" shouted the 1987 Turtles. "How come we don't have a catchphrase?" said Mirage Michaelangelo. Halfway during the battle, an army of allies in the form of the Ninja Tribunal, the Ninja Tribunal Acolytes, the Ancient One, 4Kids April O'Neil, 4Kids Casey Jones, the Justice Force and 4Kids Karai. The epic battle becomes even more epic. During the figh
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N-Daguva-Zeba (from Kamen Rider Kuuga) has recently been recruited into the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in New York City in the Ghostbusters-verse. Kirby goes up against Gozer himself/herself. "Are you a god?" said Gozer, Poyo! said Kirby, "Then... DIIIIIIIIE!" said Gozer as he/she shoots lightning at Kirby, but Kirby just sucks up the lightning and transforms into "Gozer Kirby", Gozer Kirby then fights Gozer but Gozer just disappears, Gozer then transforms into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Our heroes then bring out Godzilla, SKREEEEEEEONNNNNK!" roared Godzilla as he fought the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. Pac-Man also joined the fight as he eats a Pac-Zilla Berry and grows to gigantic size. Both Linkara and Charles Barkley use their magic coins to grow to gigantic size. Voltron, Getter Robo and Great Mazinger also joined the fight. They all come at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man all at once. Halfway during the battle, Hot
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Coop, Jamie and Kiva (from Megas XLR) have joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Glorfft, led by Warmaster Gorrath, have joined the Empire of Darkness. The EMOD Scientists have the Glort mothership modified with interdimentional travel technology. The EMOD Scientists are similar to the EMOD Warfare Agents, except they dress in black, wear lab coats & black-colored skull masks and have black skeletal markings. Unlike the EMOD Warfare Agents, who are robots, the EMOD Scientists are humans. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness fight the Empire of Darkness in Gravity Falls. Kylie Griffin, Raven, Bubbles and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (AKA Timmy Turner) all put unicorn horns from the Axe Cop universe on their heads and gain the same powers as Uni-Man. They combine their powers in a a Combined Energy Attack and destroy a whole bunch of EMOD Warfare Agents. Meanwhile, Coop let's Mabel Pines pilot the Megas. "You let a little girl pilot the Megas! Are you out of your mind
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A group of Gurongi, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Zu-Gooma-Gu, Zu-Mebio-Da, Zu-Badzu-Ba, Zu-Gujiru-Gi and Zu-Garuga-Da, have recently been brought back from the dead by the Empire of Darkness. What was used to revive them is currently unknown. Together they form the "Revived Gurongi Corps". Each Gurongi is sent to a different alternate reality for them to attack. Zu-Gumun-Ba invades Tokyo in the World of Kamen Rider, Zu-Gooma-Gu invades the New Jersey in the Megas XLR-verse. Zu-Mebio-Da invades planet Arus, Zu-Badzu-Ba invades Earth in the Mazinger Z-verse, Zu-Gujiru-Gi invades Shugazoom and Zu-Garuga-Da invades Tokyo in the Godzilla's home universe. Kamek travels to each AU that the Gurongi have invaded and uses his magic to grow them to gigantic size. The giant size Gurongi then start going on a rampage. Hottie then send Kamen Rider Decade & Diend, Coop, Jamie & Kiva (with Megas), the Voltron Force (with their lions), Tetsuya Tsurugi (with Great Mazinger), the Getter Team (with Getter Ro
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Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr (AKA the surviving members of The Beatles), The Beatles from the 60s cartoon and The Beatles from Yellow Submarine have recently joined the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, large purple cracks appear all over Multiverse-Four. One crack appears in Flipside (from Super Paper Mario), and another within the the world of the Fix-It Felix Jr. video game, and another in the Sonic the Hedgehog video game universe, and another in Destiny Islands. A native of Destiny Islands named Sora then travels between worlds and goes to the only group of heroes that can help him save his world, the Department of Hotness. Sora arrives at the bridge of the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren where the Department of Hotness' leader, Hottie, was at. "Hottie, I need your help!" said Sora. "What is it?" said Hottie. "There a giant purple crack in my world". Luckily The Archie Comics version of Sonic was there and realised what was going on. "I know what's going on" said Archie Sonic, "You do?!"
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A group of kaijin, comprised of Zu-Gumun-Ba, Pantheras Luteus, Dispider, the Stingfish Orphnoch, the Bat Undead, Aracnea Worm Rubor, the Bat Imagin and the Horse Fangire, have been revived by the Empire of Darkness by unknown means. Together they form the Revived First Kaijin. The Revived First Kaijin are then sent to Kongo Bongo Island in the Donkey Kong Island Country animated series universe so that they can steal the Crystal Coconut. It turns out that the Crystal Coconut is one of the "MacGuffins of the Omniverse" and that the Empire of Darkness plan to obtain them all. Luckily Hottie, David Eels, Dinosaur Soldier, Linkara, Captain Falcon, Donkey Kong (video game version), and the Nine Heisei Riders have arrived at Kongo Bongo as well. Dinosaur Soldier tries fighting Zu-Gumun-Ba only to punched in the face, some of Dinosaur Soldier's nose blood get's on David. "I fell strange..." said David. Dinosaur Soldier's blood caused David to unexpectdely transform into a dinosaur soldier jus
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"Prologue"
January 27th, 2014: Hottie, as Hottie with Lemon puts a unicorn horn (from the Axe Cop universe) on her head and becomes "Uni-Hottie With Lemon" while at the same time David Eels, as Dinosaur Lad, eats an avocado (also from the Axe Cop universe) and transforms into an avocado that could shoot avocado out of his hands. "I'm Avocado Lad now" said David Eels. January 28th, 2014: Hottie, as Uni-Hottie With Lemon, uses a Gold Flower to transform into "Gold Uni-Hottie With Lemon" while at the same time, David Eels, as Avocado Lad puts a unicorn o his head and becomes "Uni-Avocado Lad". January 29th, 2014: Uni-Avocado Lad uses his unicorn horn to make a wish, "I wish I could transform back and forth into David Eels at will" wished Uni-Avocado, he then transformed back to David Eels, seconds later he used his new found power to transform back into Uni-Avocado Lad at will, "Now I wish I could transform back and forth into a ghost at will" wished Uni-Avocado Lad. That was the day he b
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The Badan Empire have recently been recruited into the the Empire of Darkness.  Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, tired of having his underlings fail over and over, Emperor Dark decides to get off his throne and take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in Beach City in the Steven Universe... universe. Halfway during the battle, Emperor Dark himself beams down. "Foolish good guys! Tremble before me! For I am Emperor Dark! Ruler of the Empire of Darkness! Now prepare to perish!" said Emperor Dark, he then took off his helmet, revealing what he really looked like, a cyclops with a mass of snakes for a head. Hottie tries to suck on a lemon and transform into Uni-Hottie With Lemon but Emperor Dark uses his one his snakes, which can stretch and be used as tentacles, to grab the lemon wedge out her hand, he then uses snake to lift Hottie by her neck and choke her. Lt. Commander Worf tries to save Hottie but Emperor Dark us
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Penelope Pitstop and Ernie Devlin have recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, the Hooded Claw has joined the Empire of Darkness. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, are fighting the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in the 2003 TMNT universe. Halfway during the battle, the Kamen Rider of this universe arrives to aide our heroes in battle. His name is Kamen Rider Red, he resembles Kamen Rider Kuuga except he doesn't have his chest armor, he's completely red, he wears a red scarf, has a high collar surrounding his neck, has a large V his chest and, of course, he's animated. Kamen Rider Gorudo is the embodiment of all prior Heisei Era Riders in the World of Kamen Rider. Being the representation of every Heisei Era Rider there is, Kamen Rider Red has demonstrated the ability to transform to any Heisei Era Kamen Rider of his choosing even without an external transformation device. "Time to test out my new utility belt" said Hottie. Hottie r
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"Prologue"
Meanwhile, on board the City-ship, Carmen yearned to be young again, then she realized that she had unicorn horns now. "I wish I was 21 again" wished Carmen, she then de-aged into a hotter 21 year old year old version of herself. Carmen pulled out a compact mirror and looked at herself, "Wow, I look good" said Carmen "now I wish for a sexy super villain outfit to go with my new look" wished Carmen. Carmen then gains a super villainess outfit that was similar to the one Starfire wore in the Teen Titans Go! episode "Starfire the Terrible", minus the emblem on the forehead. Carmen's new super villain outfit also had high heels.
"Act II"
The Empire of Darkness has hired a bounty hunter to destroy Hottie and the Department of Hotness. His name is Bad Jack Frost and he hails from the Axe Cop universe. He resembles Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians except he has a beard like Mirror Universe Spock and, of course, he's in the same art style as the characters from Axe Cop. Bad Jac
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After the events of last chapter, Dorinda Galen decides to become a superhero too. First she asks Uni-Man for a unicorn horn, then she designs herself a super suit. Dorinda's superhero outfit is comprised of a pair of boots, a pink bikini, a belt, pink opera gloves, a cape, a domino mask and, of course, a unicorn horn. As soon as she put's her unicorn horn and super suit on, she looks at herself at the mirror and strats to admire how good she look, "dang, I look sexy" said Dorinda, "I think I'll call myself Uni-Girl". Meanwhile, the EMOD Scientists have developed a device called the Nega Decadrive, which resembles Kamen Rider Decade's Decadriver except that it's completely black. Meanwhile, the Department of Hotness are fighting the Empire of Darkness in the land of Ninjago. Halfway during the battle, a japanese man named Goro Miyaguchi, who happens to from the World of Kamen Rider, appears. Goro then pulls out and puts on, and put's a Rider Card in the Nega Decadriver. ""Kamen Ride: N
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The N Team (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Avengers (the original comic book version), the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Avengers from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the version of the Avengers from Avengers Assemble, the version of the Avengers from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie, the version of the Avengers from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow and the Super Hero Squad have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, Mother Brain (from Captain N: The Game Master), the Masters of Evil (the original comic book version), the version of Ultron from The Avengers: United They Stand, the version of the Masters of Evil from The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Cabal (from Avengers Assemble), the Chitauri (from Ultimate Avengers: The Movie), the version of Ultron from Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, the Lethal Legion (from The Super Hero Squad Show) and Loki (from the Marvel Cinematic Universe) have a
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"Prologue"
Versions of the G.I. Joe Teams from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (who are actually from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time, versions of Cobra from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (also from the past via time travel), G.I. Joe: Sigma Six, G.I. Joe: Resolute, G.I. Joe: Renegades and G.I. Joe Retaliation have all joined the Empire of Darkness.
"Act II"
Febuary 9th, 1964: An English rock called, The Beatles, make their first appearance on American variety show, The Ed Sullivan Show, before a record-breaking audience, beginning a musical phenomenon known as the British Invasion. "Ladies and gentlemen, THE BEATLES!" said Ed Sullivan as he introdced The Beatles on stage. And the rest is history. Fifty years year the two surviving members of The Beatles have teamed up with both animated versions of The Beatles (from the animated series and Y
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Gameleojin, Kumonjin, Komorujin and Sasoranjin (from Skyrider) have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic, together they form the "Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin". Meanwhile, Hottie, Axe Cop, Wexter, Ralph Wrinkles, Hypno Monkey Boy and Super Bat Boy, Christopher Aonuma and ZekeGreymon are all fighting the Revived Neo-Shocker Kaijin somewhere in North America at some random AU during a snow storm at night. Axe Cop cops fights Sasoranjin by puching him alot, he then finishes him by using his axe to chop his axe off "I'll chop you're head off!!" said Axe Cop as he chops off Sasoranjin's head off, releasing High-Pressure Blood, Kamen Rider Decade style, but not before exploding. Axe Cop then sucks on a lemon a transforms into Axe Cop With Lemon. "I'm gonna throw grenades bombs and you're gonna die!" said Axe Cop With Lemon as he threw a bunch of lemon grenades at Komorujin, destroying him in the process. Hottie sucks on a lemon, uses a Gold Flower and transforms into Gold Uni-Hottie With
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"Act I"
In the land of Ooo, Finn and Jake are recuperating after the Department of Hotness' battle against the Empire of Darkness after they tried the conquer Ooo. Then out of nowhere, they find a strange metallic hatch among an old tree stump on top of a montain. They hop down to find an underground city with an artificial environment. This city also happens to be populated... with humans. "I don't believe it, Jake!" said Fill "I'it's an entire city of humans, just like me!". It turns out that, just prior to the Mushroom War, a number of small cities were hastily built in concealment underground to protect a small population of humans from nuclear warheads, A self-sufficient city was established deep within the mountain that would later be the city that Finn and Jake recently discovered, complete with an artificial sky and climate control. Upon the complete of the city's largest building, the Reagan Memorial Skyscraper, the city was named New Washington. At some point in time the huma
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Jimmy Fallon joins the Department of Hotness. Meanwhile, even since the rise of the Empire of Darkness, things have gone from bad to worse. The Empire of Darkness have conquered two alternate Earths throughout the Omniverse. These Earths are the Earth of the Malgus Cluster (Transformers Animated universe) and Earth-904913 (Iron Man: Armored Adventures universe). In each of these Earths, one-tenth of the Earth's population have been wiped out after the Empire's invasion, practically making the humanities of each Earth on the verge of extinction. The remaining population of each Earth is enslaved and whole nations are made into work-camps and bases for a fleet of war rockets. Russia, all three of them, have turned into a big shipyard, and that the Empire is preparing to invade the rest of the three universes that these Earths belong in. Each Earth has an enormous statue of the absolute ruler of the Empire, Carmen. Carmen has even carved herself into Mount Rushmore, all two of them. Resis
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Ganondorf has recently revived his counterpart from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power". Ganondorf then fuses with cartoon Ganon and becomes "Super Ganon", resembling a cross between Ganondorf from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Maker and cartoon Ganon, also he had cartoon Ganon's voice. Super Ganon then leads the Empire of Darkness' army into Videoland. Luckily the Department of Darkness is there to stop Super Ganon. Not only that but the versions of Link and Zelda from the animated series, and the Captain N: The Game Master episode "Quest for the Potion of Power", have allied with the Department of Hotness in order to stop Super Ganon. "Has anyone told you that you don't talk much?" said cartoon Link to video game Link. Seconds later, an epic battle ensues. Sonic gives the Captain N version of Mega Man his Chaos Emeralds, thus transforming him into the Captain N's version of Super Adapter Mega Man (as seen in Wolds Collide).
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The original Godzilla, MechaGodzilla, Ebirah and Kamacuras have all been revived by Carmen's unicorn magic. Together they form the "Revived Kaiju Corps". The Revived Kaiju Corps are then to Tokyo in the Godzilla-verse to locate any MacGuffins of the Omniverse. Luckily the department of Hotness are there to stop them. Hotiie and Chuck Norris then pilots the Grapearl Lagann, which pilots the Dept. of Hotness' latest Dai-Gun, the "Garuda Mk-II", which resembles the original Garuda from Godzilla vs. MechaGodzilla 2 only it's large enough to attach to Arc-Gurren Lagann's back, it has the faceplate of Mazinger Z and the sunglasses of Gurren. Garuda Mk-II then combines with Arc-Gurren Lagann, forming "Super Arc Gurren Lagann". Super Arc-Gurren Lagann then leads Godzilla II, Megas, Getter Robo, Great Mazinger, Burning Gundam, Kamen Rider J, Decade in his Complete Form Jumbo Formation and the Super Robot (from Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!) in an all out battle against the Revived Kaij
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Little Mac (from Punch-Out!!) has recently joined the Department of Hotness while at the same time the Chopper Bunch has joined the Empire of darkness. Moments later, during a battle between the Department of Hotness and the Empire of Darkness in some random AU, Little Mac starts punching a whole lot of bad guys. First he beats up King Hippo from Captain N, then he beats up some EMOD Warfare Agents, then some Moblins, then some Chitauri, then some Kraang, then some, Cobra BATs, then some Foot Ninjas, then some Formless, then some Ogres (from Gummi Bears), then some Hunter Drones, then some Ultra Droids, the some G.O.D. Warfare Agents, then some Stardust Ninja Dustards, then some, Combat-Roids, then some Steel Clan robots, then some Kallish, then some Charrids, then some Riotroopers. Mario then gives Little Mac an Invincibility Leaf, which transforms him into "White Raccoon Little Mac". White Racoon Little Mac then clobbers Galvatron (all three of them), Megatron from Transformers Anima
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"Prologue"
Yesterday, after an intense battle against the Empire of Darkness, Egon Spengler (movie version) has been mortally wounded. To save Egon's life,  Dr. McNinja uses both Mutagen and a lock of Time Lord hair that he borrowed from The Doctor. With the combination of ooze and The Doctor's hair, Egon has become a human/Time Lord hybrid and Regenerates into a new physical form, which looks an awful lot like famous voice actor, Maurice LaMarche.
"Act II"
The Department of Hotness, led by Hottie, faced off against the Empire of Darkness, led by Emperor Dark, in Ooo. Halfway during the battle, a mysterois woman in a cloak walks up to Mario and says "give me some of those power-up thingies". That woman was none other than Betty Grof, the fiance of Simon Petrikov AKA the Ice King. She remove her cloak to reveal her transformation into "White Raccoon Betty", courtesy of the Invincibility Leaf, she also uses not one, but a hundred Double Cherries, to make 100 copies of herself. The 1
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